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I live in an apartment and am currently working on a project that peacefully encourages hazelnuts to milk themselves at will. Never again will I touch a hazelnut teat or milk that has passed through a hazelnut teat that has been manipulated unfairly by a human hand. I have started only drinking milk that comes from the hazelnut by their own doing in order to not upset the hazelnut's natural rhythm of life. A few drips come out of the nut just by their simple movement. I have been collecting those as they fall in order to have enough for my morning cereal.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
Am I crazy or does this milk TASTE better?
 

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I think milking nuts is cruel <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/veryangry.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":grr:"><br><br><br><br>
(hazelnut milk sound yummy but I have never seen it in any supermarket)
 

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-groans-<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:">
 

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I'm not sure if the OP is making fun of vegetarians or vegans or what. I mean I've heard of collecting cows' milk without actually milking them but I doubt the same thing can be done with hazelnuts. And shouldn't the squirrels get first dibs on the hazelnuts?
 

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troub, how do you keep the hazelnuts producing milk? Do you artificially inseminate them? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/no.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":no:">
 

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I checked out Heatherpeace's blog. Judging from the moronic comments and the silly adoration from people for her stories, the posters on her blog are probably pop-marked teenagers rebelling and angry at their own virginity.
 
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