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I'm starting my own petting zoo.<br><br><br><br>
I'm the only attraction.<br><br><br><br>
VB members get in free.<br><br><br><br>
Contributing members get a cup of grapes that they can feed me.
 

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You're the only attraction??? Too bad.<br><br><br><br>
I came to pet a baby goat. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/sad.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":(">
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Amy SF</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
You're the only attraction??? Too bad.<br><br><br><br>
I came to pet a baby goat. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/sad.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":("></div>
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I just came from one of <b>those</b>. It was upsetting.
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Amy SF</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
You're the only attraction??? Too bad.<br><br><br><br>
I came to pet a baby goat. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/sad.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":("></div>
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What luck! I came here to pet a small *****.<br><br><br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
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1.\ta male chicken; rooster.</div>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Amy SF</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
You're the only attraction??? Too bad.<br><br><br><br>
I came to pet a baby goat. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/sad.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":("></div>
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And what do you mean "only attraction?!!"<br><br><br><br>
By my calculations, you're probably only about an hour and a half away from Redlands. You could be the <i>first</i> to pet nigel!
 

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*grabs jeezy's cup of grapes*<br><br><br><br>
*eats grapes*<br><br><br><br>
*throws empty cup at nigel*<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p">
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>jeezycreezy</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
What luck! I came here to pet a small *****.</div>
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This board has more cross-overs than Buffy.
 

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What luck! I came here to pet a small *****.</div>
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What about those looking for some big ones?
 

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What luck! I came here to pet a small *****.</div>
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Nigel's Petting Zoo does not endorse this comment.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
(this venture isn't going as planned)
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>nigel</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Nigel's Petting Zoo does not endorse this comment.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
(this venture isn't going as planned)</div>
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Does this help?<br><a href="http://cdn.veggieboards.com/8/86/866da03f_vbattach4821.jpeg"><img alt="LL" src="http://cdn.veggieboards.com/8/86/525x525px-LL-866da03f_vbattach4821.jpeg" style="width:106px;height:125px;"></a>
 

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On the other hand, at Tame's Petting Zoo (a division of Tame Dawg Enterprises):<br><br><br><br>
(Is it bad mine is inflatable? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/surprised.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":surprised"> )<br><a href="http://cdn.veggieboards.com/0/0b/0bf048f6_vbattach4822.jpeg"><img alt="LL" src="http://cdn.veggieboards.com/0/0b/525x525px-LL-0bf048f6_vbattach4822.jpeg" style="width:350px;height:250px;"></a>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>troub</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
*grabs jeezy's cup of grapes*<br><br><br><br>
*eats grapes*<br><br><br><br>
*throws empty cup at nigel*<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p"></div>
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oh man that is funny!<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/guitarist.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":guitar:"><br><br>
lol<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:">
 
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