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The subject of this thread is "what are some innovative and legal things that nobody can complain about that you can do to drive your redneck idiot neighbours into moving away?" (said neighbours living in a flat above your own).<br><br><br><br>
I'm open to suggestions, pretty please. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)">
 

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If you have a hallway connecting the up and down sections, leave your door cracked just slightly while you cook. And make sure you cook some potent smelling stuff. Either they will like the smell (which in that case will make them hungry and irritated) or they will hate the smell (which in that case will make them irritated).<br><br><br><br>
I'm not sure about doing anything that would end up irritating you though. Whatever you do, moves the line for them and they may get worse to where you have to move.<br><br><br><br>
If they are true rednecks, they will hate rap music. It's the opposite of country. Or classical.<br><br><br><br>
Do you share a basement? Driveway?
 

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Loud sex late at night.<br><br><br><br>
Leave on a weekend getaway and place uncooked salmon in the heating vents. Turn heat on high and return in a few days.<br><br><br><br>
Call the cops and report a domestic dispute above you.<br><br><br><br>
If you have a 56K connection, sign on and off multiple times everynight around midnight.<br><br><br><br>
Fart real loud in the bathroom.<br><br><br><br>
Burn incense on the balcony, everyday.<br><br><br><br>
Have a kid. Babies like to cry at unusual hours<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"><br><br><br><br>
Run the vacuum at 3AM.<br><br><br><br>
Put belts and shoes in the dryer. Turn it on and let it rip.<br><br><br><br>
Get a dog that likes to bark. Especially when you leave for the day.<br><br><br><br>
All for now, I'll try to think of some good ones later today.
 

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well you wouldn't want to like play loud music or anything cause they can complain, especially if you're renting, that could be bad for you. but yeah loud sex is a good one, they'd be too embarassed to complain to the landlord or say anything to you about it. plus it's fun <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=";)"><br><br><br><br>
and cooking smells for sure. make some strong-smelling indian dishes. delicious but smelly. sing off-key really loudly while vaccuming.<br><br>
do you share a common yard with them? if so, and it's not too cold out, invite friends over and sit in front of their entrance talking loudly, or walk around the yard in the ugliest pajamas you can find at 3pm and act like you're looking for something so you walk by their window often. if they ask say you think the government has the place bugged and you're looking for hidden cameras <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=";)">
 

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Offer to babysit their kids. If they don't like you, they'll be freaked out. If you do end up babysitting their kids, perform such eccentric activities that the kids return to their parents with horror stories.
 

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my bf says if you act too wierd they'll stay cause then they won't be the oddballs anymore. he also said if you want to get rid of rednecks just tell them there's a pig roast across town. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br><br><br>
now you mention they're idiots, but how stupid are they really? cause if they're real dumb, while they're gone looking for the pig roast just change the numbers on the building <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=";)">
 
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