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<div class="quote-block"><b>Portland man sues Jordan, Nike for resemblance</b><br><br><br><br>
A Northeast Portland man is suing basketball superstar Michael Jordan and Nike founder Phil Knight for a combined $832 million. Allen Heckard filed the suit himself, June 29th in Washington County Court. Heckard says hes been mistaken as Michael Jordan nearly every day over the past 15 years and hes tired of it.<br><br><br><br>
I'm constantly being accused of looking like Michael and it makes it very uncomfortable for me, said Heckard.<br><br><br><br>
Heckard is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury and emotional pain and suffering. Hes suing Knight for defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the most recognized men in the world.<br></div>
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If this clown gets even one thin dime out of this, I'll eat my own head. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/inquisitive.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":stinkeye:">
 

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Just, wow.....
 

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I sued Johnny Depp for not looking like him.
 

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I don't think he looks anything like Michael Jordan. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/huh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":confused:">
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Amy SF</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
I don't think he looks anything like Michael Jordan. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/huh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":confused:"></div>
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+1. hilarious....
 

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<i>Some might wonder how he decided to sue Knight and Jordan for $416-million each. "Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and ah, then I turn around and ah I figure that's what it all boils down to."</i><br><br><br><br>
That's my favorite part right there. What a turd.
 

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I have heard of lawsuits more frivilous then this. umm...there was the guy... umm...no... ok. No, this is the most frivilous and ridiculous I have ever heard of. It even beats the woman who sued the furniture store when she tripped over a kid in the store and broke her leg or foot or something. The kid was hers.
 
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