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Little Billy on Getting Older<br><br>
Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."<br><br><br><br>
Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."<br><br><br><br>
"Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"<br><br><br><br>
"No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own ****ing business!!"<br><br><br><br>
Little Billy On Math<br><br>
Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got an "F" in arithmetic.<br><br><br><br>
"Why?" asks the father.<br><br><br><br>
"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied BILLY.<br><br><br><br>
"But that's right!" says his dad.<br><br><br><br>
"Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"<br><br><br><br>
"What's the ****ing difference? " asks the father.<br><br><br><br>
"That's what I said!"<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
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