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<<<With great apologies to Offspring>><br><br><br><br>
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh<br><br>
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh<br><br>
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh<br><br>
And all the girlies say Michael's pretty fly for a veg guy<br><br>
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seÃ*s<br><br><br><br>
You know its kinda hard just to be a veg today<br><br>
So our subject made a place for us to go and play<br><br>
It may not have ads, or children that are vile<br><br>
But everything it lacks, well he makes it up with style<br><br><br><br>
So don't debate, 'cept in the compost heap<br><br>
if you wanna cuss you have to use a bleep<br><br>
Michael plays the field, and he don't eat veal<br><br>
It's the VB, It's the VB!<br><br>
So if you're a veg, no need to beg<br><br>
Just don't say you're vegan when you eat an egg<br><br>
The world needs veggieboards!<br><br>
Hey, hey, do that damn new thing!<br><br>
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh<br><br>
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh<br><br>
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh<br><br>
And all the girlies say Michael's pretty fly for a veg guy<br><br><br><br>
He wants the best board, not just any will suffice<br><br>
to beat out VMB he would gladly pay the price<br><br>
Now out with a date, she better let the meat pass<br><br>
If she orders it again, then he'll dump her lily ass!<br><br>
So don't debate, 'cept in the compost heap<br><br>
if you wanna cuss you have to use a bleep<br><br>
Michael plays the field, and he don't eat veal<br><br>
It's the VB, It's the VB!<br><br>
So if you're a veg, no need to beg<br><br>
Just don't say you're vegan when you eat an egg<br><br>
The world needs veggieboards!<br><br>
Hey, hey, do that damn new thing!<br><br>
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh<br><br>
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh<br><br>
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh<br><br>
And all the girlies say Michael's pretty fly for a veg guy<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
Now he's wanting a tattoo yeah, he's wanting ink done<br><br>
But he'll never get it cause he'll have to ask his mom<br><br>
If you come to his board, just to ***** and flame<br><br>
You better think twice or he'll give your ass to Tame!<br><br>
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh<br><br>
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh<br><br>
Eatin' tofu baby, uh huh, uh huh<br><br>
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seÃ*s<br><br><br><br>
So don't debate, 'cept in the compost heap<br><br>
if you wanna cuss you have to use a bleep<br><br>
Michael plays the field, and he don't eat veal<br><br>
It's the VB, It's the VB!<br><br>
So if you're a veg, no need to beg<br><br>
Just don't say you're vegan when you eat an egg<br><br>
The world needs veggieboards<br><br>
The world loves veggieboards<br><br>
Let's get some more veggieboards<br><br>
Hey, hey, do that damn new thing!
 

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Oh geez, every time you make me laugh it either means you did something to get me pissed at you or you're <i>about</i> to do something to get me pissed at you. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/pimp.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":tame:"><br><br><br><br>
Just lettin' those creative juices flow... <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br><br><br>
I've got a new VB Grudge Match that will be posted soon also... <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=";)">
 

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Tame <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/love.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":love:"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"> delicious and essential
 

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Tame,<br><br>
That was hilarious!<br><br><br><br>
Michael,<br><br>
Thanks for being such a great admin as to be song-worthy!
 

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"the Best of Veggieboards volume 1"<br><br><br><br>
including spoken word artist Soilman with that oh so famous poem.
 

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!!<br><br><br><br>
Good one, Tame! lol.<br><br><br><br>
Michael IS pretty fly for a veg guy. But I dunno about that whole 'asking his mom' bit. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p">
 

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*grits teeth and sits on her hands in an attempt to not answer Mr. Alpaca's question*
 

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Without Tame? The world would be a sad, lonely place.<br><br><br><br>
Anybody get the feeling Skylark doesn't like me? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br><br><br>
She may appear in the Grudge Match...
 

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You two just need more time alone in the chat room <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/pimp.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":tame:">
 

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Well, I suppose if being included in the Grudge Match means I'm a recognized, permanent part of VB, then it's not all bad.<br><br><br><br>
But I digress.
 

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Discussion Starter · #16 ·
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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by That alpaca guy</i><br><br><b>Where would we be without tame!</b></div>
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Without Tame? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/shocked.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":eek:"><br><br><br><br>
Now this looks like a job for Tame<br><br>
When the VB starts gettin' lame<br><br>
Leave it to me I'll spark the flame<br><br>
Cause the board feels so empty, without Tame<br><br>
I said this looks like a job for Tame<br><br>
Just tell Michael I'll take the blame<br><br>
Leave it to me I'll spark the flame<br><br>
Cause the board feels so empty, without Tame
 

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Discussion Starter · #17 ·
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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by skylark</i><br><br><b>Well, I suppose if being included in the Grudge Match means I'm a recognized, permanent part of VB, then it's not all bad.<br><br><br><br>
But I digress.</b></div>
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It is an honor to be included in any of my masterpieces. I'll let you know when I officially accept you as a permanent member. (I only accepted Michael recently.) <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=";)"><br><br><br><br>
Anybody else think Skylark doesn't like me? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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The new Grudge Match will be out this week. It will involve Skylark and Mushroom, but the main contender will be...you'll just have to wait. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 
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