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I'm a human being now but I used to be a pig<br><br>
'Til they shortened up my nose<br><br>
and they made me wear a wig<br><br>
I'm afraid the things on piggy farm<br><br>
will never be the same<br><br>
Since they picked me for this job<br><br>
and they stuck me with a name<br><br>
It's a name, it's name,<br><br>
who ever heard of a pig with a name like<br><br>
Meridian Leeward - that's my name<br><br>
I fly around the sky in a big jet plane<br><br>
I'm a flash ace pilot, got my name on the wing<br><br>
I hang around with people<br><br>
and they don't suspect a thing<br><br>
You look like a person but you know you're a pig<br><br>
I'm not afraid of dying<br><br>
from some mad man's gun or knife<br><br>
When I was still a piggy, dying was a way of life<br><br>
I'm not a piggy anymore and I don't share that dread<br><br>
The other day for breakfast I ate half of Uncle Fred<br><br>
I wonder who ate the other half of Fred?<br><br>
I think I'd rather be a cop<br><br>
I think that's what I'd like to be<br><br>
I'd show you people a thing or two<br><br>
If a man in blue starts beating on you<br><br>
Look out 'cause it might be me<br><br>
You look like a cop but you know you're a pig
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