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zingypeppers has worn the same dirty pair of underwear since October 12, 2007.
 

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Earthling stole my bicycle and then converted it into some sort of absurd manual segway.
 

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Earthling owns the worlds largest collection of hacky sacks made from the pubic hair of dead celebrities.
Lol!

Zingypeppers once saw a milk crate and thought it was a cow's nest.
 

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Clueless Git is pregnant with Martian triplets.
B'stard! He seduced me with a ride in his space ship and told me he loved me!


CindyLennyCleo has ladders in her tights so big that she hires them out to window cleaners.
 

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Clueless Git has a ton of clues!!
 

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Scorpi eats plantain and hummus sandwiches for lunch on week days, while listening to Radiohead's Pablo Honey and invariably becomes sad and nostalgic.
 

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Scorpi eats plantain and hummus sandwiches for lunch on week days, while listening to Radiohead's Pablo Honey and invariably becomes sad and nostalgic.
How is that absurd?
 

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zingypeppers has 3 kidneys and cannot go to bed at night without playing at least one game of Scrabble.
 

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Scorpius collects their toenail clippings and saves them to eat in a bowl with soymilk and berries every year on Christmas morning
 
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