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whatta concept.<br><br><br><br>
from: <a href="http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030516/105309720008.html" target="_blank">http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030516/105309720008.html</a><br><br><br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block"><b>Trees That Give Meat Instead Of Fruit!</b><br><br>
Friday May 16, 2003<br><br>
By MICHAEL CHIRON<br><br><br><br>
MANCHESTER, England -- Here's some good news that vegetarians can really sink their teeth into: Researchers have developed genetically engineered fruit trees that bear real meat!<br><br><br><br>
Fruit from the new Meat Trees, developed by British scientists using gene-splicing technology, closely resembles ordinary grapefruit. But when you peel the large fruit open, inside is fresh beef.<br><br><br><br>
"Our trees may sound like something out of a science fiction movie, but it's really a simple, down-to-earth idea whose time has come," declares Dr. Vincent Tartley, director of agricultural bioengineering research for the UltraModAgri Group, which created the amazing trees.<br><br><br><br>
"Vegetarians have been complaining for years that despite their moral convictions against consuming meat, they still crave the flavor of a good steak once in a while. Now they can have their cake and eat it too."<br><br><br><br>
Although it's taken 12 years to develop the trees, the concept is simple.<br><br><br><br>
"We take the genes from cattle that produce key proteins and splice them into the reproductive cells of grapefruit trees," he says. "When the seeds mature into trees, instead of producing ordinary citrus fruit, the pulp contains meat. You get the flavor, texture -- even the smell."<br><br><br><br>
Those who've sampled the meat agree it tastes like the real thing.<br><br><br><br>
"I was a bit skeptical at first when I sank my teeth into a hamburger after they told me it grew on a tree," says Londoner Mark Basker, 41, who participated in a consumer taste-test. "But it was juicy and delicious -- nothing leafy about it at all."<br><br><br><br>
Meat grown on trees needs only sun, water and fertilizer and thus is more cost-effective than raising livestock, Dr. Tartley also points out.<br><br><br><br>
Meat Tree products could be on the market in Great Britain by year's end and, pending USDA approval, on dinner plates in the U.S. by 2005.<br><br><br><br>
Some fanatical vegetarians insist they could never eat meat -- even if it grew on a tree and no animals had to be killed. Others love the idea.<br><br><br><br>
"My mouth is watering already," says a committed vegetarian of 20 years.<br><br><br><br>
But religious leaders are uneasy about "trans-species genetic engineering." "Mixing animal and vegetable DNA to create a new species is playing God," argues Rev. Lawrence Bedlow, Britain's leading expert in medical ethics.</div>
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i wonder if they'll grow them around where bat boy lives? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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oh for...<br><br><br><br>
see? this is why we need more accurately titled threads, folks! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br><br><br>
oh well. i thought it was funny, anyway.
 

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ugh id never want to eat sumthin off of a meat tree <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/spew.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":spew:"><br><br>
it sounds so gross
 

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But if it grows off a tree, how could they call it meat? If you made it into patties would you call them tree burgers, or what?
 

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i'd hardly call stories from the <span style="text-decoration:underline;">world weekly news</span> "satire". <span style="text-decoration:underline;">the onion</span> is satire. WWN is simply unintelligent tabloidy crap (which was why i made the "bat boy" comment).
 

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I can't argue with that. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=";)">
 

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The morning show I listen to on the radio had this on...I think a lot of people didn't realize that it was satirical b/c 2 people came up to me at work yesterday and asked me if I was excited that they're now growing meat on trees.
 

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I'm glad this is a fake story - it freaked me out for a minute. It's sorta disturbing in some way. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)">
 

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it has been so long since i had meat that i do not think i could injest it even if it was grown on trees. bio engineering freaks me out to much! i think i will just stick to natures way of making food.
 

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*if* this were true, what would happen if the trees got cross-pollinated with local, natural trees? Like what's happening today with GMO plants and their natural counterparts..<br><br>
for me, this is reason enough to hope this never happens!
 

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but they'd still be using animal matter to create the things. they wouldn't really be vegetarian if they were made using genes from a dead cow now would it?<br><br><br><br>
urgh.<br><br><br><br>
imagine if you went to have a real grapefruit and picked up one of those by accident. hehe
 

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well, when i was vegetarian, i wouldn't eat anything that required an animal to be killed to produce it... so i don't see why meat-fruit from a tree would be problematic for vegetarians. But vegans, on the otherhand ... I dunno about other vegans, but I sure i wouldn't touch the stuff myself!
 
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