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Spaghetti Song
On top of spaghetti,
All covered with teese,
I lost my poor neatball
When somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table
And out of the door,
And then my poor neatball
Rolled out of the door.
It rolled to the garden
And under a bush,
And now my poor neatball
Is nothing but mush.

- instead of neatball you can say wheatball, matzo ball, or basketball
- instead of teese you can say shreese, soy cheese, vegan cheese, or cooties

This Little Piggy
This little piggy went shopping at Whole Foods.
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had tofu,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home

- instead of Whole Foods you can say Trader Joe's, Smith's, Albertsons, the health food store, or Food Fight Grocery
- instead of tofu you can say seitan, tempeh, or your child's favorite veg food

Baa Baa Black Sheep
Baa, baa, black sheep, Have you any wool?
No sir, No sir, None for y'all.
None for my master, None for the dame,
And none for the little boy Who lives down the lane

- instead of saying "the dame" you can say Elaine

OK, now it's your turn to veganize a song
Ready, set, go!

Impeach the gangster
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Little Miss Muffet
Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet,

Eating her
curds and whey.

There came a big spider,

sat down beside her.
And frightened Miss Muffet

Saying, "Hey, curds and whey
aren't vegan!

"And by the way, what's
that tuffet stuffed with?"


Little Miss Muffet

Sat on a tuffet
(Stuffed with hemp,)

Eating her bread and jam.

There came a big spider,

While she was drinking her cider,

And they all lived Happily Ever After!

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Discussion Starter · #3 ·
All the pretty little ponies

Hush-a-bye, don't you cry,
Go to sleep my little baby.
When you wake you shall see
All the pretty little ponies.
Black and bays, dapples, grays,
All the pretty little ponies.
Hush-a-bye, don't you cry,
Go to sleep my little baby.
Hush-a-bye, don't you cry,
Go to sleep my little baby.
When you wake you shall see
All the pretty little ponies.

(There are tons of versions of this song already so it's easy to just change a word here or there.)


Hush, Little Baby

Hush, little baby, don't say a word.
Papa's gonna make you a paper bird

And if that paper bird don't fly,
Papa's gonna show you the dark night sky.

And if the night is filled with cloud,
Papa's gonna read you a book out loud.

And if that story is not to your liking,
Papa's gonna take you out hiking.

And if that hike don't tire you out,
Papa's gonna turn on the bathtub spout.

And if that bath ain't filled with bubbles,
Papa's gonna be in big troubles.

And if Papa can't help make you happy,
Momma's gonna have to change your nappy.

And if that still won't calm you down,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

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Ã, je suis un pizza
Avec du fromage de soja
Beaucoup de sauce
Des tomates
Des oignons, des champignons
Ãpices mélangees
Je suis une pizza, prête Ã* manger

Je suis une pizza
Pas d'anchois
Ou "Phoney Bologna"
Je suis une pizza
Je suis une pizza, apporte-moi chez toi.

Je suis une pizza
Du poivron vert
Je vais du four
Jusqu'Ã* la boîte
Dans la voiture
A l'envers
Je suis une pizza, tombée par terre

J'étais une pizza
Trésor de la cuisine
Je suis une pizza
Tombée en ruine!

Wasn't much to change in this one
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