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Like questions & answers, but the answer comes first. Vegweb knows this one, everyone else will fall in <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"><br><br><br><br>
A. A can of blue paint on top of the car.
 

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Q. What does an Ohioan drink in the middle of April?<br><br><br><br>
A. The color nine.
 

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what does my son say when i ask him what color his shirt is <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br><br><br>
Q: peach fuzzy a sexy woman and rubber boots
 

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Q: The results of the ill prostitute's almost-persuasive testimony.<br><br><br><br>
A: A baby grand piano, a sprocket wrench, and saving the whales.
 

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Q: What were the only things the scout for the lumber company brought back from his three day trip into the old growth forest to mark trees to be cut down?<br><br><br><br>
A: Eleven shirtless guys in a rowboat with a duck.
 

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Q:what did tame dream about last night <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=";)"><br><br><br><br>
A:red fingernails
 

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Q. What is the perfect accompaniment to my new beige handbag?<br><br><br><br>
A. A wocket in my pocket and a roll of quarters.
 
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