[MyOwnPath]

jeopardy:<br><br><br><br>
Like questions & answers, but the answer comes first. Vegweb knows this one, everyone else will fall in <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=""><br><br><br><br>
A. A can of blue paint on top of the car.

 

[1vegan]

Q: How do you recognize a police car ?<br><br><br><br>
A: stiches

 

[saborm]

Q: What do you get from laughing too much?<br><br><br><br>
A: The grocery store.

 

[GhostUser]

where you get your groceries<br><br><br><br>
a: a bannana a hair dryer and a can of tuna?

 

[Astarte]

Q. What are some items within 10 feet of me?<br><br><br><br>
A. hot chocolate

 

[Skylark]

Q. What does an Ohioan drink in the middle of April?<br><br><br><br>
A. The color nine.

 

[GhostUser]

what does my son say when i ask him what color his shirt is <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=""><br><br><br><br>
Q: peach fuzzy a sexy woman and rubber boots

 

[Ntelligentidiot]

Umm... What would you find in a flooded strip club's snack bar?<br><br><br><br>
Transformers-- robots in disguise

 

[GhostUser]

what is my secret identity<br><br><br><br><br><br>
a: a hung jury a nasty case of the sniffles and the book the joy of sex

 

[Skylark]

Q: The results of the ill prostitute's almost-persuasive testimony.<br><br><br><br>
A: A baby grand piano, a sprocket wrench, and saving the whales.

 

[GhostUser]

what were the components of the save the whales telethon<br><br><br><br><br><br>
A: a monkey, a bag of crap and a man named jed

 

[GhostUser]

what's in my brother's room?<br><br><br><br>
a research paper, a cable box, and a shopping cart

 

[Erin_S2S]

Q. What is the beginning of world domination<br><br><br><br>
A. Poison ivy, 2 cans of chili and spray paint

 

[GhostUser]

Q: What were the only things the scout for the lumber company brought back from his three day trip into the old growth forest to mark trees to be cut down?<br><br><br><br>
A: Eleven shirtless guys in a rowboat with a duck.

 

[giancoli]

Q:what did tame dream about last night <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=""><br><br><br><br>
A:red fingernails

 

[MyOwnPath]

Q. What is the perfect accompaniment to my new beige handbag?<br><br><br><br>
A. A wocket in my pocket and a roll of quarters.

 

[Euphoria]

Q. What does he hold in his pants?<br><br><br><br>
A. An art canvas, lipstick and melted chocolate

 

[GhostUser]

what is the recipe for a night of fun<br><br><br><br><br><br>
a: an eggplant, pantyhoes and a gerbil

 

[That Alpaca Guy]

Q)What are the last 3 thing a female sent flying at me?<br><br><br><br>
A) snowbunny, Tame and MRB!

 

[shewolf]

What is a very scary veggieboard combination?<br><br><br><br>
A) A poodle, three mobile phones and a telephone booth