[MyOwnPath]

jeopardy:

Like questions & answers, but the answer comes first. Vegweb knows this one, everyone else will fall in

A. A can of blue paint on top of the car.

 

[1vegan]

Q: How do you recognize a police car ?

A: stiches

 

[saborm]

Q: What do you get from laughing too much?

A: The grocery store.

 

[GhostUser]

where you get your groceries

a: a bannana a hair dryer and a can of tuna?

 

[Astarte]

Q. What are some items within 10 feet of me?

A. hot chocolate

 

[Skylark]

Q. What does an Ohioan drink in the middle of April?

A. The color nine.

 

[GhostUser]

what does my son say when i ask him what color his shirt is

Q: peach fuzzy a sexy woman and rubber boots

 

[Ntelligentidiot]

Umm... What would you find in a flooded strip club's snack bar?

Transformers-- robots in disguise

 

[GhostUser]

what is my secret identity

a: a hung jury a nasty case of the sniffles and the book the joy of sex

 

[Skylark]

Q: The results of the ill prostitute's almost-persuasive testimony.

A: A baby grand piano, a sprocket wrench, and saving the whales.

 

[GhostUser]

what were the components of the save the whales telethon

A: a monkey, a bag of crap and a man named jed

 

[GhostUser]

what's in my brother's room?

a research paper, a cable box, and a shopping cart

 

[Erin_S2S]

Q. What is the beginning of world domination

A. Poison ivy, 2 cans of chili and spray paint

 

[GhostUser]

Q: What were the only things the scout for the lumber company brought back from his three day trip into the old growth forest to mark trees to be cut down?

A: Eleven shirtless guys in a rowboat with a duck.

 

[giancoli]

Q:what did tame dream about last night

A:red fingernails

 

[MyOwnPath]

Q. What is the perfect accompaniment to my new beige handbag?

A. A wocket in my pocket and a roll of quarters.

 

[Euphoria]

Q. What does he hold in his pants?

A. An art canvas, lipstick and melted chocolate

 

[GhostUser]

what is the recipe for a night of fun

a: an eggplant, pantyhoes and a gerbil

 

[That Alpaca Guy]

Q)What are the last 3 thing a female sent flying at me?

A) snowbunny, Tame and MRB!

 

[shewolf]

What is a very scary veggieboard combination?

A) A poodle, three mobile phones and a telephone booth