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Like a fish needs a bicycle? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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I figure the husband kit would go as follows:<br><br><br><br><br><br>
1 full garbage bag to leave in the middle of the kitchen, where it is not being taken to the curb.<br><br><br><br>
1 pair of underwear to hang on the doorhandle.<br><br><br><br>
2 boxes of kraft dinner<br><br><br><br>
1 pair of barbeque tongs<br><br><br><br>
1 cassette tape of belching and other rude noises, to play when your mother is over<br><br><br><br>
1 foul scented candle, for the bathroom.<br><br><br><br><br><br>
Did I leave anything out?
 

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That was really funny. I liked the picture of the guy next to "JOY!" Made me remember all of those great ren and stimpy cartoons. Oh joy!
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by Avalon</i><br><br><b>I figure the husband kit would go as follows:<br><br><br><br><br><br>
1 full garbage bag to leave in the middle of the kitchen, where it is not being taken to the curb.<br><br><br><br>
1 pair of underwear to hang on the doorhandle.<br><br><br><br>
2 boxes of kraft dinner<br><br><br><br>
1 pair of barbeque tongs<br><br><br><br>
1 cassette tape of belching and other rude noises, to play when your mother is over<br><br><br><br>
1 foul scented candle, for the bathroom.<br><br><br><br><br><br>
Did I leave anything out?</b></div>
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Avalon- I think I may already have a husband then! I have all of these things in my apartment!!! All I need is the rude noises when people come over.
 

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Michael,<br><br>
Maybe your problem is that you already have the imaginary female stuff sitting around, so that scares off every woman who enters your living quarters?
 

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Avalon - I have all of those things except the BBQ tongs. I do have a potato masher I got for mashing the tofu from the Chinese restaurant. Because if I have to cut it it's cold by the time I get done. Typical guy thing I guess huh? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by Avalon</i><br><br><b>I figure the husband kit would go as follows:<br><br><br><br><br><br>
1 full garbage bag to leave in the middle of the kitchen, where it is not being taken to the curb.<br><br><br><br>
1 pair of underwear to hang on the doorhandle.<br><br><br><br>
2 boxes of kraft dinner<br><br><br><br>
1 pair of barbeque tongs<br><br><br><br>
1 cassette tape of belching and other rude noises, to play when your mother is over<br><br><br><br>
1 foul scented candle, for the bathroom.<br><br><br><br><br><br>
Did I leave anything out?</b></div>
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Oh dear me yes. Screwdriver to leave on the kitchen table. and a half eaten sandwich to go on the worktop. Two empty beer bottles to go in the fridge next to the full ones. Wet towels for the bathroom floor. Muddy footprint maker cunningly constructed from a dirty old boot. Tape of snoring noises to play after every meal and all night long.
 
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