VeggieBoards banner
1 - 13 of 13 Posts

·
Impeach the gangster
Joined
·
10,052 Posts
Discussion Starter · #1 ·
For that matter, is it ethical for a quack to practice medicine?

Discuss.

Or else.
 

·
Banned
Joined
·
7,160 Posts
A duck walks into a bar and says "I'll have a pint please, mate". The bartender is amazed, and stares at the duck as he pours the pint and places it on the counter.
"You know," he says to the duck, "a circus owner comes in here sometimes. You should talk to him about getting a job."
The duck looks at him in surprise and says "what the **** would a circus owner want with a plasterer?"
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
8,961 Posts
I love Gilbert Gottfried! They'll be no funny ducks without him...
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
4,337 Posts
I fund this thread to be all quacked up.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
8,022 Posts
It's part of the system trying to bringg you down via a cute yet bad news (Gilbert Gottfried (got fired) duck trying to swashbuckle you. If you fall for it, you're a bigger tool than any of Paul Bunyon's. Down with the system.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
3,339 Posts
Is it ethical to insure a duck?
 

·
Impeach the gangster
Joined
·
10,052 Posts
Discussion Starter · #9 ·
Quote:
Originally Posted by Earthling View Post

A duck walks into a bar and says "I'll have a pint please, mate". The bartender is amazed, and stares at the duck as he pours the pint and places it on the counter.
"You know," he says to the duck, "a circus owner comes in here sometimes. You should talk to him about getting a job."
The duck looks at him in surprise and says "what the **** would a circus owner want with a plasterer?"
I knew this would be worth it!


Quote:
Originally Posted by Beancounter View Post

Is it ethical to insure a duck?
Hey, let's stay on topic, shall we?
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
7,014 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Earthling View Post

A duck walks into a bar and says "I'll have a pint please, mate". The bartender is amazed, and stares at the duck as he pours the pint and places it on the counter.
"You know," he says to the duck, "a circus owner comes in here sometimes. You should talk to him about getting a job."
The duck looks at him in surprise and says "what the **** would a circus owner want with a plasterer?"
Ok, if we're going in that direction... This isn't a duck joke, but it reminds me of the same type of joke.

A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man sitting at a table playing chess against his dog.
"That's amazing!" exclaims the woman. "That must be the smartest dog in the world!"
The man replies, "If he's so smart, then how come I've beaten him in 3 of the last 4 games?"

--Fromper
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
3,910 Posts
The duck with bread joke!

So this duck walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and says "Got any bread?"
"Sorry bud," the bartender says, "We only sell drinks here."
The duck nods and walks out.
The next day, the duck walks back into the bar and says "Got any bread?"
The bartender, a little annoyed, says "Didn't I see you yesterday? No, we don't have any bread here. We only sell drinks. Like beer and booze."
The duck simply nods and walks out the door.
The next day, the duck walks back into the bar and says "Got any bread?"
The bartender is really angry now and says "No, we don't have any bread! If you come in here asking again I'm gonna nail your bill to the wall and leave you there! Am I clear?"
The duck nods and walks out.
The next day, the bartender opens up and who could be walking in but the duck.
The bartender is about to yell his head off when the duck says, "Got any nails?"
"For the last time, we DON'T- wait what? No, we don't..."
"Got any bread?"
 
1 - 13 of 13 Posts
Top