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One of my favorite bands are the Dead Kennedys and as I hear Powell talk and Ridge pump us up to hate the Arabs and be afraid, be very afraid I keep thinking of the song. "Kinky Sex Makes the World Go Round" Let's just change the name of some of the players and though it was written in 1987 it is fitting in 2003<br><br><br><br>
So I posted the lyrics below, anyone have any opinions on this?<br><br><br><br>
"Kinky Sex Makes The World Go 'Round"<br><br><br><br>
Greetings:This is the Secretary of War at the State Department<br><br>
of the United States<br><br>
We have a problem.<br><br>
The companies want something done about this sluggish<br><br>
world economic situation<br><br>
Profits have been running a little thin lately<br><br>
and we need to stimulate some growth<br><br>
Now we know<br><br>
there's an alarmingly high number of young people roaming<br><br>
around in your country with nothing to do but stir up trouble<br><br>
for the police and damage private property.<br><br>
It doesn't look like they'll ever get a job<br><br>
It's about time we did something constructive with these people<br><br>
We've got thousands of 'em here too. They're crawling all over<br><br>
The companies think it's time we all sit down, have a serious get-together-<br><br>
And start another war<br><br>
The President?<br><br>
He loves the idea! All those missiles streaming overhead to and fro<br><br>
Napalm<br><br>
People running down the road, skin on fire<br><br>
The Soviets seem up for it:<br><br>
The Kremlin's been itching for the real thing for years.<br><br>
Hell, Afghanistan's no fun<br><br>
So whadya say?<br><br>
We don't even have to win this war.<br><br>
We just want to cut down on some of this excess population<br><br>
Now look. Just start up a draft; draft as many of those people as you can.<br><br>
We'll call up every last youngster we can get our hands on,<br><br>
hand 'em some speed, give 'em an hour or two to learn how to use<br><br>
an automatic rifle and send 'em on their way<br><br>
Libya? El Salvador? How 'bout Northern Ireland?<br><br>
Or a "moderately repressive regime" in South America?<br><br>
We'll just cook up a good Soviet threat story<br><br>
in the Middle East-we need that oil<br><br>
We had Libya all ready to go and Colonel Khadafy's hit squad<br><br>
didn't even show up. I tell ya<br><br>
That man is unreliable.<br><br>
The Kremlin had their fingers on the button just like we did for that one<br><br>
Now just think for a minute-We can make this war so big-so BIG<br><br>
The more people we kill in this war, the more the economy will prosper<br><br>
We can get rid of practically everybody on your dole queue if we plan this right.<br><br>
Take every loafer on welfare right off our computer rolls<br><br>
Now don't worry about demonstrations-just pump up your drug supply.<br><br>
So many people have hooked themselves on heroin<br><br>
and amphetamines since we took over, it's just like Vietnam.<br><br>
We had everybody so busy with LSD they never got too strong.<br><br>
Kept the war functioning just fine<br><br>
It's easy.<br><br>
We've got our college kids so interested in beer<br><br>
they don't even care if we start manufacturing germ bombs again.<br><br>
Put a nuclear stockpile in their back yard,<br><br>
they wouldn't even know what it looked like<br><br>
So how 'bout it? Look-War is money.<br><br>
The arms manufacturers tell me unless<br><br>
we get our bomb factories up to full production<br><br>
the whole economy is going to collapse<br><br>
The Soviets are in the same boat.<br><br>
We all agree the time has come for the big one, so whadya say?!?<br><br>
That's excellent. We knew you'd agree<br><br>
The companies will be very pleased.
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by RichBeBe</i><br><br><b><br><br>
Kinky Sex<br><br><br><br>
and we need to stimulate some growth<br><br></b></div>
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hehehe <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br><br><br>
I like your post. Couldn't help but keep my mind out of the gutter though. My sincerest apologies...
 
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