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General Information for Anyone Visiting my Home:<br><br><br><br>
1. The dogs live here...you don't.<br><br><br><br>
2. If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the<br><br>
furniture.<br><br><br><br>
3. If you don't want cat hair in your food, don't eat at the kitchen table.<br><br><br><br>
4. OF COURSE they smell like dogs.<br><br><br><br>
5. It's their nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to sniff theirs.<br><br><br><br>
6. I like them a lot better than I like most people.<br><br><br><br>
7. To you they are dogs. To me they are adopted children who are short, hairy, walk on all fours, and don't speak clearly. Please don't treat them any differently than you want me to treat YOUR children!<br><br><br><br>
8. They will like you no matter what you do.<br><br><br><br>
9. They will not judge you, nor your choice of friends.<br><br><br><br>
10. They don't care if you have noisy, rude out of control children - in fact they will probably like them, too!<br><br><br><br>
11. Yes, they have some disgusting habits. So do I and so do you. What's your point?<br><br><br><br>
[This was sent to me by a friend. Thought I'd share!]
 
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