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If you were a cow, what would you do?

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Looking for creative, obvious, or just plain weird suggestions. I plan on coming back as a slaughterhouse cow in my next life. Seriously. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/yes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":yes:"><br><br><br><br>
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Thanks for adding the poll ASF!
 

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I wouldn't know.. if I was a cow.. what would I do?<br><br><br><br>
*gets on all fours and tries to "feel" like a cow*<br><br><br><br>
I would want to go trot about in some fields and moo at my sister!
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>GanyGreenBean</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
I wouldn't know.. if I was a cow.. what would I do?<br><br><br><br>
*gets on all fours and tries to "feel" like a cow*<br><br><br><br>
I would want to go trot about in some fields and moo at my sister!</div>
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A <b>slaughterhouse</b> cow, you silly duck. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p">
 

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^^^ I think GGB is talking about before getting to the slaughterhouse. When you're already there it's too late to do a hunger strike -- in fact they don't feed you on the long trip to the slaughterhouse so that plan wouldn't work. Some try violent resitance but to resist is futile.<br><br><br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Deflatormouse</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
you silly duck</div>
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Now if I was a silly duck I think I would fly into the city and land on people's heads. Hmmm... maybe just Deflatormouses head. And take a crap. Just to see your animal-friendly reaction.
 

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well, I'm wondering why you'd want to come back as a slaughterhouse cow in the first place? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/thinking.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":think:"><br><br><br><br>
But, if I <i>had</i> to be a slaugtherhouse cow then I'd opt for #1. Maybe learn some cool trickery like juggling or walking on just my hind legs. That way I'd get entered into shows/competitions rather than end up on someone's dinner plate. Although which would be worse? A circus cow or dinner plate?
 

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I'd probably eat a lot of food and crap a whole bunch. Oh, I'd also Global Warming up the planet with my ever flowing farts. That'll learn 'em to use me for food. I'd probably also develop a really creative imagination, cause God knows I'd be bored outta my mind staring at cow butts all day.<br><br>
~Wondre <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/biker.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":ymca:">
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>GanyGreenBean</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Like Wilbur in Charlottes web!</div>
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Exactly!
 

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Now if I was a silly duck I think I would fly into the city and land on people's heads. Hmmm... maybe just Deflatormouses head. And take a crap. Just to see your animal-friendly reaction.</div>
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Usually when I'm crapped on by a renegade duck I punch the closest human. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/kick.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":junk:"><br><br>
Howya been Sunmeister!<br><br><br><br>
Well anyway, the whole idea behind this thread was to get insight into what slaughterhouse cows might think/want. It stemmed from a discussion I had earlier about the cows dying in Colorado (due to the weather). It got me thinking that given the choice I would choose premature death rather than end up sliced by a machine for someone's dinner table. So I would pick #1 hunger strike. But then I started wondering if there are any other alternatives.<br><br><br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>CherBear</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Maybe learn some cool trickery like juggling or walking on just my hind legs. That way I'd get entered into shows/competitions rather than end up on someone's dinner plate.</div>
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Now <i>that's</i> a cool answer!<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/juggle.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":juggle:">
 

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I added a poll to the thread, and chose #2. If I was a cow and I saw the bad guys coming, I'd get ready to kick 'em in the nuts.<br><br><br><br>
I said "nuts" because this is a veg*an board. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=";)">
 

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I'd be a cow with a gun! *sings Cows with Guns* Hopefully the chickens in choppers would come and help out!</div>
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we already got our militia standing by - does anyone remember this thread?<br><br><br><br><a href="http://www.veggieboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=65176&page=2" target="_blank">http://www.veggieboards.com/boards/s...t=65176&page=2</a><br><br><br><br>
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To answer the poll question, I am pretty sure I would not come back as a cow (I am destined to come back as a white mouse!) but I think I'd definately be an Other: I'd be a Cow-in-nator! Maybe let out some cow flatulance (hey, if that stuff can contribute to global warming who knows what else it can do ) and fight the Bovine War!
 

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I chose terrorism because I feel that if people insist on killing me, they should pay a price for it. I'm taking them down with me!!
 

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<i>If you were a cow, what would you do? -</i><br><br><br><br><br><br>
1)learn to speak english.<br><br>
2)ask farmers why they kidnap my babies so they can drink their milk<br><br>
3)ask farmers why they must torture and want to kill me<br><br>
4) ??????<br><br>
5) escape<br><br>
6) profit!!!
 

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