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1) A human or a monkey? But what if the human is a terrorist who is orchestrating an explosion of a fully occupied building? And what if the monkey can give us information which will lead to the arrest of everyone involed? The building the terrorist will explode is Huntington Life Sciences? The monkey will only give us information if we feed it fois gras? The monkey likes to throw his own feces at people. The terrorist has stinky feet.<br><br><br><br>
2)A woman who has just had 10 embryos implanted in her yesterday, up to 7 are expected to live, or a firefighter and his 2 happy and healthy foster children? What if... the woman has no brain other than her brain stem, but if allowed to live, her organs could help many people? The firefighter likes to look at pictures of Barbie dolls having sex? One of the firefighter's children is going to create the next big Atkins diet craze and a chain of steak houses? There is a 50% chance that one of the women's embryos will be the next Adolf Hitler? There is a 50% chance that the firefighter will accidentally run his firetruck into a school bus full of nuns (one of which is secretly atheist) and mentally different children, killing them. He is on the way to a fire at Camp David, where George Bush is taking his vacation... but being visited by an autistic child, who is working on a theory that resolves the conflict between quantum mechanics and the theory of relativity. Which could detroy life as we know it.<br><br><br><br>
3)A 5 year old cat or an old man? The cat is pro-abortion. The old man is a 9/11 conspiracy theorist. The cat likes to look at porn of humans in third world countires. The old man thinks it's selfish for parents to go out and have a good time if their children will be sad for a couple of hours, but thinks it's ok if the parents do so to watch "The Secret". The cat is allergic to most foods except pigs that have been abused. The old man drinks water that has been filtered with bone char. The cat uses distilled water, but his water distiller was made by child slave labor and uses a lot of electricity. The old man wants to make HPV vaccines mandatory for all kindergartners. The cat believes that children should only experience happy emotions until they are adults, at which point they lose their hamster balls. The old man watches Benny Hill and enjoys it.
 

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I'm going to hide under a rock and let someone else make the decisions. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p">
 

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1) yes<br><br>
2) yes<br><br>
3) no<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p">
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/notworthy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":wayne:">
 

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Seriously, I think Thalia should win some kind of award.<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/notworthy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":wayne:"> again
 

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Oh definitely we need some more information...<br><br><br><br>
Does the vaccine contain egg parts?<br><br>
Will the "next Hitler" be a vegetarian too?<br><br><br><br>
and of course...<br><br>
Do any of them eat honey?
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>IamJen</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Seriously, I think Thalia should win some kind of award.<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/notworthy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":wayne:"> again</div>
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I second the nomination.
 

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They all have to die as all my time and energy is spent trying to save the (now infamous) sperm hostages.
 

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And some flexitarians.
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/notworthy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":wayne:">
 

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I'd eat the chicken.
 

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They all have to die as all my time and energy is spent trying to save the (now infamous) sperm hostages.</div>
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<<trying not to laugh too loud and wake up the man. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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Pirate Ferret, would you save the hummus lover because the have good taste in food, or the hummus hater because that would mean there would be more of the good stuff for you?
 

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1- the terrorist, i value human life above monkeys even though theyre sooo cute<br><br>
2- the firefighetr he could save more luves in future a dnits hard to lose family<br><br>
3- the old man cos that cat scares me and wth is the secret?
 
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