Not if you've lived your life with depression (or anxiety, etc.)Being calm and content all the time sounds boring
Avocados are ripened by ethylene gas. Apples belch out ethylene gas (more so than bananas).
So I would hypothesize one could buy avocados, put some in a paper bag with apples at room temp to ripen fastest, put others in a basket at room temp for next ripening, and put some in the fridge for last ripening.
If it works dont start calling me Avocado Man, green spandex just doesnt become me.