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OK, so, the day has been a mad one. A blur. I'm running around trying to do a zillion chores all at once. I grab a shower, wrap a towel around me, check the food in the kitchen - yes, it's still cooking - run upstairs, dry off, spray deodorant....<br><br>
...no. That's not deodorant. That's furniture polish.<br><br>
OH FOR F**K'S SAKE!!<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br>
OK, there's my admission. Now you. How are you stupid, too?
 

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I have accidentally sprayed shaving foam on my armpits more than once.<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/dunce.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":dunce:">
 

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I often accidentally pour water into my cereal bowl and answer my cell phone as if it were my work phone. I have a lot of daily stupidisms, if I kept track I'd probably convince myself I was a moron. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p">
 

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The moronic things I do is actually not doing things.<br><br>
I'm quite absent-minded.
 

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Ive sprayed lysol on my pits thinking it was deodorant, and squeezed acne cream onto my toothbrush thinking it was toothpaste.
 

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^Ew, that couldn't have tasted good.<br><br>
My stupidity is usually because I work two jobs and answer the phone with the wrong opening. I did that to a co-worker, and she busted up laughing.
 

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While I remember it, I also managed to confuse bubble bath with mouthwash once and ended up smelling *ALL* minty.
 

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Oh, there's a list. I know no bounds. I've put my shirt on backwards, my UNDERWEAR on backwards, try to brush my teeth but end up shaving again, get into the shower with my shirt still on, the list goes on...
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Earthling</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2936963"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
I just dropped an earphone into my cup of tea.</div>
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Well, that was certainly not his......<br><br>
*puts on sunglasses*<br><br>
cup of tea....<br><br>
YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
 

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I've been at the clinic and actually said "Bye, love you!" on the phone to someone who just made an appointment to have an animal neutered! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p">
 

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I do stupid things like not eating or drinking anything until after 1pm when I've been up since 5. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/sad.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":(">
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Poppy</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2937013"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
I've been at the clinic and actually said "Bye, love you!" on the phone to someone who just made an appointment to have an animal neutered! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p"></div>
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That's awesome! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/love.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":love:">
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Poppy</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2937013"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
I've been at the clinic and actually said "Bye, love you!" on the phone to someone who just made an appointment to have an animal neutered! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p"></div>
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I think that's when you know you're saying it so often that it lost its meaning.<br><br>
I used to do a lot of stupid stuff like what's in this thread when I was younger, but not any more. I think it's probably related to how I've organized my life to keep from losing track of things. I used to be very scatterbrained, losing things, forgetting to do things, etc. I think I may be borderline ADHD or something, but I've never been diagnosed. So I made a point of developing habits and patterns, and following them the same way every time, kind of as a coping mechanism. For instance, I always know where my keys are, because there are only 3 places they would EVER be - my front left pants pocket, the ignition of my car, or sitting on top of my dresser (the front right corner) at home. I used to lose keys all the time as a kid, but I haven't lost them once since I started getting organized like that.<br><br>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>*AHIMSA*</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2937025"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
I do stupid things like not eating or drinking anything until after 1pm when I've been up since 5. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/sad.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":("></div>
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Actually, I guess that's the one stupid thing I still do. I get distracted by whatever I'm doing and forget to eat. Then I end up really hungry, which makes it difficult for me to concentrate, and affects my performance at whatever I'm trying to do.<br><br>
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I am always losing my keys so i do 2 things:<br><br>
1) Keep them in my handbag always. I dont let anything that is in my handbag out of there.<br><br>
2) Buy a huge plush keyring so I can easily spot it if it is lying somewhere.<br><br>
I am very messy though : /
 

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Has anyone else ever put the kettle in the fridge after you've poured the water out when making a cup of tea?<br><br>
Not that I have. Ahem. **furtive movement of the eyes**
 

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Sometimes when I'm eating cereal, I'll put the cereal in the fridge, and the almond breeze on the shelf. Also, I've once put leftover food in the sink, and thrown away the dish. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/dunce.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":dunce:">
 

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<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>*AHIMSA*</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2937025"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
I do stupid things like not eating or drinking anything until after 1pm when I've been up since 5. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/sad.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":("></div>
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I do this almost everyday.....mostly the eating part cause I drink alot coffee, tea, soda, water ect.....<br><br>
when cooking which I loathe and dont do much of at all....I have accidently grabbed and used sugar or sugar substitute when I meant to use salt.....ick!!<br><br>
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When I was opening a bottle of aloe vera, I accidently squirted some in my mouth. Yeah.. I used my mouth.
 
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