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List alphabetically ways to lose your job.<br><br>
Ill start with A,next person do B,etc.........<br><br><br>
A... ALLOW your friends to come to your work place and have their band practice..
 

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B... BOAST about the number of office supplies you've taken home.
 

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C... <b>C</b>ut up your boss.
 

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F) Forget to come to work for a couple of weeks. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)">
 

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<b>G:</b> Grin and ask everyone in a creepy voice "do you want fries with that" when you don't work in a place that serves food.
 

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<b>I</b>: Insist that everyone call you 'Big Poppa' and make yourself a sparkled name tag that says just that.
 

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J-Jokingly refer to your boss as Mr. Big, but announce privately (via speakerphone) to your friend that he has that name for a reason.
 

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K-Kick the crap out of a sweet old lady type customer.
 

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M-Make copies of your butt on the copy machine.
 

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O--overcharging people that p*ss u off.
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Floridaisa</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2858441"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
O--overcharging people that p*ss u off.</div>
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P... pocketing the profit.
 

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Q--quacking orders at coworkers
 

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R - Refuse to do any work that you don't feel like doing
 
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