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<div class="quote-block">The seven-inch golden curls sprouted from his lip when he hit maturity, but he has grown so attached to his mo that he refuses to let stable manager Hayley Coxteth anywhere near him to cut it off.<br><br>
Usually horses will get their 'tache cut every six months to keep it from getting in their mouth.<br>
But Alfie has been grooming his mo for five years and it has now fully overgrown both top and bottom lips.<br><br>
Just the sight of scissors makes Alfie toey and he's been known to bolt across the stable and away to safety just to avoid the snip.</div>
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How silly. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br><br><a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/871390-horse-grows-seven-inch-moustache-has-no-plans-to-shave-it-off" target="_blank">http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/871390-...o-shave-it-off</a>
 

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Ha! How cute! He looks like one of those moles with the red stuff around their mouths <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p">
 

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I'm jealous.
 

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Hipster horse!
 

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Horses need to have their moustaches trimmed? Whaaat? Wouldn't that mean all wild horses would have them too?
 

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hard to eat?
 

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I read about this in one of those free newspapers on the bus, it made me chuckle, he looks quite distinguished.<br><br>
Interesting point peace about the wild horses, I didn't even think about that.
 

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Sam Elliott has been cloned as a horse??!!... or maybe it's Hulk Hogan...
 

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...I need to get my mind out of the gutter.
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:"> So silly...
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Snowcone</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2963322"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
...I need to get my mind out of the gutter.</div>
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Well, when you see "Horse grows seven inch..." you can't help but think...<br><br>
And LOL at the horse. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p">
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>vegkid</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2963569"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Well, when you see "Horse grows seven inch..." you can't help but think...</div>
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Ha! Perfect size for a human but to a horse that would be a micropenis!<br><br>
Good for this horsie. Get down with your bad self, I say.
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>LoopyVegan</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2964244"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Ha! Perfect size for a human but to a horse that would be a micropenis!</div>
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Well, unless the statement ends with "...s longer." <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p">
 
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