Horrible movie archive

Skylark · Nov 29, 2006

Wouldn't it be great to have something to refer to when renting/borrowing movies so you know whether or not to potentially waste your time on it? Alas, it will never happen, with people's varying tastes, but hopefully you know someone on VB who has similar tastes to yours. 
Post the worst of the worst here. Especially those movies that were so awful you couldn't watch it to the end. 
Mine: 
Very Bad Things 
Business for Pleasure 
Seabiscuit 
Joe Dirt 
Sleepless in Seattle 
You've Got Mail

GhostUser · Nov 29, 2006

Kill Bill comes to mind. What an awful movie. I never saw the big fuss about it.

4EverGrounded · Nov 29, 2006

Ishtar. 
Worst. Movie. Ever. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/spew.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":spew:">

Amy SF · Nov 29, 2006

Given that the appreciation of movies, like all other kinds of art, tends to be subjective, IMHO it would be difficult to have a list of "worst" movies that we can all agree on. 
But I'm going to list some anyway. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="

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Forrest Gump 
Falling Down 
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure 
Secretary (with Maggie Gyllenhaal)

jeezycreezy · Nov 29, 2006

Anything with Sarah Michelle Gellar in it.

Eclipse · Nov 29, 2006

But then I'd have to confess that I went to see that movie and this board doesn't allow anonomious posts.

GhostUser · Nov 29, 2006

Hostel 
Its the first film thats ever made me throw up. I gave up after an hour.

Skylark · Nov 29, 2006

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Given that the appreciation of movies, like all other kinds of art, tends to be subjective, IMHO it would be difficult to have a list of "worst" movies that we can all agree on.</div>
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I mentioned that in my OP, silly. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/worried.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":worried:"> <div class="quote-container">Quote:
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by eclipse <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a> 
But then I'd have to confess that I went to see that movie and this board doesn't allow anonomious posts.</div>
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I wondered about the wisdom of including several on my list, as well. I didn't make it through all of them. 
But then, I didn't make it through the Rogers & Hammerstein musicals Oklahoma! and South Pacific, either.

Sevenseas · Nov 29, 2006

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by Amy SF <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a> 
Forrest Gump 
Falling Down</div>
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 <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/shocked.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="

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If the latter is the one with Michael Douglas, then I like them both.

Brandon · Nov 29, 2006

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Hostel 
Its the first film thats ever made me throw up. I gave up after an hour.</div>
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 That movie was freaking horrible. I watched it all, couldn't tell you why. 
Some others that pop into my head (most of them will be horror movies): 
The Hills Have Eyes- Unrated 
Dark Water (The Shining, redux- anyone?) 
The Ring 
Silent Hill (game was scary, movie was just suck) 
agree with Forrest Gump 
All of the Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan cutesy romantic comedies 
Dude, Where's My Car? (<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wall.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":wall:">)

Spidergrrl · Nov 29, 2006

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by Amy SF <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a> 
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure 
Secretary (with Maggie Gyllenhaal)</div>
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I love those films! I own them both! I find Secretary to be strangely arrousing (perv) 
For me: Under the Cherry Moon (with prince) This is the film my family uses as the comparison for all things bad. As in "Is it better or worse that Under the Cherry Moon?"

snownose · Nov 29, 2006

I agree with Brandon about Silent Hill. It started off well and got worse as it went on. I couldn't finish watching it. Another movie is 2001 Maniacs, which is about cannibals. Ugh I stopped watching that after about 20 minutes.

Scythe · Nov 30, 2006

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by nutella <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a> 
Hostel 
Its the first film thats ever made me throw up. I gave up after an hour.</div>
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Hostel was boring. Cabin Fever was much funnier.

veggiewriter · Nov 30, 2006

Well, I love some of your hated movies, but I won't admit to which ones. 
Here's one we can all hate: 
Highlander 2

GhostUser · Dec 2, 2006

napolean dynamite...just awful..watched maybe a half hour of it. 
punch drunk love...love adam sandler but this was just awful. 
The Blair Witch Project...awful just awful. 
and i agree about hostel it was boring.

Tuffenoughtoroc · Dec 2, 2006

Finding Nemo--quit watching it after a half-an-hour. Boring as hell! 
Any teeny-bop love, dumb-humor comedies. 
Wedding Crashers 
Failure to Launch 
Friday the 13th--boring... 
Most horror movies in theaters right now. I must say that the best horror movies are coming from Japan (excluding the rip-offs of the Ring and the Grudge).

Lilith · Dec 2, 2006

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I love those films! I own them both! I find Secretary to be strangely arrousing (perv) </div>
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Me too I loved Secretary, Maggie Gyllenhaal (sp?) was fantastic in this!! Great movie, I agree! yum.. 
Hated Planet of the Apes II, the sequel to the great original..Horrible

Amy SF · Dec 2, 2006

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by Tuffenoughtoroc <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a> 
Finding Nemo--quit watching it after a half-an-hour. Boring as hell!</div>
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 <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/surprised.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":surprised"> Not to me. I loved Finding Nemo! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/broccoli.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":bobo:"> I loved the scene where the fish voiced by Brad Garrett says "Quick! To the top of Mount Wanahockaloogie!" <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="

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Amy SF · Dec 2, 2006

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Hated Planet of the Apes II, the sequel to the great original..Horrible</div>
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Have you seen the second sequel - Escape from the Planet of the Apes? It's better than sequel #1. IMO.

Hang~Ten~Honey · Dec 2, 2006

I am not a big movie person (don't care for any actors/actresses/directors) so when I do actually watch a movie it's quite a letdown when it's bad. These are the worst ones that I can remember watching. 
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (Remake): It was boring and Jonny Depp is <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/spew.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":spew:"> 
Walk The Line: Skipped WAY too many details of his life. Boring. 
Billy Madison: Adam Sandler. Need I say more? 
I know What You Did Last Summer (or ANY teen horror flick): Boring, predictable and overly-dramatic. 
Jawbreaker: Caught this on tv...With Rose McGowan and the girl from the Noxima commercials. Watch Heathers instead. 
But the WINNER is (drumroll)... SHOWGIRLS!!

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