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This had me LOL!!<br><br><br><br><a href="http://www.downstream.sk.ca/country.htm" target="_blank">Worst Country Song Titles</a><br><br><br><br><br><br>
I can't pick my favorite. They are just too many. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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I have heard some of them songs and they were pretty good. I cant believe they have "why dont we get drunk and screw" as one of the worst. Thats a great title.
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by majake</i><br><br><b>I have heard some of them songs and they were pretty good. I cant believe they have "why dont we get drunk and screw" as one of the worst. Thats a great title.</b></div>
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i agree!<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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<i>Well, I sobered up, and I got to thinkin'<br><br>
Girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'</i><br><br><br><br>
Hey, it's a funny song! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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<i>I've got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back and cryin' over you...</i><br><br><br><br>
My favorite of all time, though (sung by my dad all the time when I was a little girl) is "You don't have to call me darlin', darlin' "<br><br><br><br>
Lyrics <a href="http://www.lyricsdepot.com/david-allen-coe/you-never-even-call-me-by-my-name.html" target="_blank">here</a>.
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by oneness</i><br><br><b>i agree!<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"></b></div>
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...I used to be a hardcore country fan (when I was a kid) and I know some of these songs. Some are pretty good. lol.<br><br><br><br>
Bubba shot the jukebox last night<br><br>
Said to play a sad song to make him cry<br><br>
Went to his truck and got a .45<br><br>
Bubba shot the jukebox last night!<br><br><br><br>
HAHAHA.... sorry..
 

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Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)<br><br><br><br><br><br>
lol this is my favorite........<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br><br><br>
Hilarious !
 

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A few years ago when it was popular to 'backtrack' record to find hidden messages, there was a joke: what happens when you backtrack a country song? --The guy gets his car back, he gets his dog back, he gets his girlfriend back..
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by automaton</i><br><br><b>A few years ago when it was popular to 'backtrack' record to find hidden messages, there was a joke: what happens when you backtrack a country song? --The guy gets his car back, he gets his dog back, he gets his girlfriend back..</b></div>
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AND he sobers up again.<br><br><br><br>
I love these titles:<br><br>
* If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You (so good, I almost wish I had thought of it)<br><br><br><br>
* How Did You Get so Ugly Overnight? (how many people wake up saying this, I wonder?)<br><br><br><br>
* She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy (it really turns her on.... - don't ask how I know that)<br><br><br><br>
* Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?<br><br><br><br>
* She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft (gotta love Jerry Reed)<br><br><br><br>
* She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw (love, Jerry Springer style)<br><br><br><br>
* Our Love is Illegal, Cause Our Names Ain't the Same (there's soooo many ways you can take that...)
 
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