[grain_girl]

This had me LOL!!

Worst Country Song Titles

I can't pick my favorite. They are just too many.

 

[majake]

I have heard some of them songs and they were pretty good. I cant believe they have "why dont we get drunk and screw" as one of the worst. Thats a great title.

 

[oneness]

Quote:

Originally posted by majake

I have heard some of them songs and they were pretty good. I cant believe they have "why dont we get drunk and screw" as one of the worst. Thats a great title.

i agree!

 

[Verbivore]

Well, I sobered up, and I got to thinkin'

Girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'

Hey, it's a funny song!

 

[ceryna]

I've got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back and cryin' over you...

My favorite of all time, though (sung by my dad all the time when I was a little girl) is "You don't have to call me darlin', darlin' "

Lyrics here.

 

[majake]

Quote:

Originally posted by oneness

i agree!

 

[GhostUser]

...I used to be a hardcore country fan (when I was a kid) and I know some of these songs. Some are pretty good. lol.

Bubba shot the jukebox last night

Said to play a sad song to make him cry

Went to his truck and got a .45

Bubba shot the jukebox last night!

HAHAHA.... sorry..

 

[Miss Meg]

Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)

lol this is my favorite........

 

[1vegan]

I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger

Hilarious !

 

[automaton]

A few years ago when it was popular to 'backtrack' record to find hidden messages, there was a joke: what happens when you backtrack a country song? --The guy gets his car back, he gets his dog back, he gets his girlfriend back..

 

[4EverGrounded]

Quote:

Originally posted by automaton

A few years ago when it was popular to 'backtrack' record to find hidden messages, there was a joke: what happens when you backtrack a country song? --The guy gets his car back, he gets his dog back, he gets his girlfriend back..

AND he sobers up again.

I love these titles:

* If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You (so good, I almost wish I had thought of it)

* How Did You Get so Ugly Overnight? (how many people wake up saying this, I wonder?)

* She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy (it really turns her on.... - don't ask how I know that)

* Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?

* She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft (gotta love Jerry Reed)

* She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw (love, Jerry Springer style)

* Our Love is Illegal, Cause Our Names Ain't the Same (there's soooo many ways you can take that...)