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http://thehill.com/capital-living/in...-pizzas-sissy-

Herman Cain is making a bold pizza proclamation drawing the line between what makes a manly pizza versus a sissy one.

The GOP candidate and former Godfathers Pizza CEO talked about his pizza preferences with GQ magazine.

When questioned on what he could tell about a man by the type of pizza he likes, Cain declared, The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. After being asked to explain his reasoning, the presidential hopeful said, Because the more manly man is not afraid of abundance.

Cain then went a step further, ripping the delicacy of choice for veggie-hungry pizza fans: A manly man dont want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.

Interestingly enough, the description for the veggie lovers pie on the Godfathers Pizza website doesnt mention anything about it being a sissy pizza. In fact, the chain touts that its pizza with the vegetables packed on has got gobs of flavor.

Cain did curb his pizza criticism when it came to identifying whether there is such a thing as a Democratic or Republican pizza, telling the mag, Nope, nope, nope. Its like a good idea: If its a great pizza, it transcends party affiliation, just like a good idea like 9-9-9.
 

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It's funny to me that a grown man would talk about veggies being "sissy". Aren't little kids supposed to be the ones who hate vegetables? Grow up, Cain.
 

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If you threw a hundred ****ing morons into a giant mixer, turned it to max speed, and then poured the ****ing moron puree to fill a hollow cardboard shell, the end result would be Herman Cain.
 

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I really really hate anyone who motivates me to actually go to the polls and vote for obama again.
This. I feel like I'm voting for the lesser of two evils.
 

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I wonder what fatman would have said about this.
I'd like to think he wouldn't have agreed. Cain can be pretty ridiculous, but I don't think anyone ever agrees with 100% of what any politician says.
 

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He'd say we're all being racist :p

In all seriousness, I agree with Spoonerism. I think he'd disagree, or just say nothing about it.
 

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Herman Cain... Ha Ha HA!


Before I became vegan, I ordered a lot of veggie pizzas. So much so that the delivery people were beginning to call me by name and strike up personal conversations when they'd inevitably have to come out to my place on a weekly basis. Does that make me less of a man because I wouldn't order a stroke-in-a-pan(meat pizza)? I think not.

Cain can keep his pizza references. His nonsense is just that: nonsense.
 

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What an idiot; there's a range of traditional delightful Italian pizza's that are vegetarian.. They don't need meat and any Italian would offended if you added any meat to them.
 

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If you threw a hundred ****ing morons into a giant mixer, turned it to max speed, and then poured the ****ing moron puree to fill a hollow cardboard shell, the end result would be Herman Cain.
If you put that puree on a pizza crust it's called "The Herman Cain Special" or the "The Moron Lovers Delight."
 
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