okay, i'm a bit of a die hard, but the other day i was walking around in a health food store and came across hemp make up. anyone familiar with hemp and the entire message of the hippie movement can probably understand why i stood there for a while scratching my head. my bewilderment springs from what is IMHO, a very odd way to use hemp, which probably springs from my slight adversion to makeup. don't get me wrong, i have somehow, like most people in my situation, managed to inherit a cabninet full of skin care products to stare blankly at each morning. i keep these on the grounds that they are perfectly earth friendly cosmetics, and i seem to think the urge to look like a natural member of society will strike me on one of those special occasions (ie. weddings. by this i mean *my* wedding, and that's only a maybe) more frighteningly yet, the only thing i have the slightest clue how to apply is black eyeliner, which i've found is a subtle but sure-fire way to scare small children and animals. but what do you think? is makeup a threat to the natural way of life, or am i just a crazy woman too lazy to put on anything more complex than chapstick?