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Happy VD to you all to.

It's nice to have something at least. Yesterday this guy in my class bought flowers for all the girls in my program except for me. He's an obnoxious jerk anyway, but still...
 

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lupercus called on the goat

he rose from a fire of blood and skin

"laugh, boys," they cried,

wiping alabaster clean,

"and choose the name of the girl!"

faunus hung back from the feast

he rose from the soil of lust and birth

"open yourselves, girls," they cried,

gently prodding thighs,

"and from maiden to mother you'll go!"

claudius raged from his throne

he rose on a mantle of char and war

"avoid the union, citizens," he cried,

suiting them in armour,

"for battle is no place for the lovesick!"

valentine sneaked from the heather

he rose on the love and chastity of christ

"pure is matrimony, children," he cried,

marrying them all in shadow,

"your heart will be hardy with family!"

but claudius struck valentine down

and his heart pumped blood on the flowers

lupercus and faunus trembled in fear

watching their time so fade

but love never stopped beating it's goatskin drum

love never stopped drawing a crowd

the lotto has ended, the names are all picked

and scattered over this valentine's shroud.
 

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Quote:
Originally posted by Funkified

kiss my ass.
'twould render this Valentines Day a blissful one.

I'm going to work. I work at ye olde nerdshoppe (compusa) so i have a virtually inpenetrable forcefield from valentines daying stuff. then i'm going to get ****faced with a broad i really don't like.

"'twould render" ??? Yikes...
 

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I just got back from a business trip today at 2. Mrs. Tame is out with the kids until 8 or so. I'm sick as a dog, so it won't be a real romantic night. S'alright - we can make up for it another time.
 

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Thalia, the nastiness of some folks just never ceases to amaze me. Don't worry, I drained the oil in his car and filled it up with Karo syrup while he was in class, er, uh, I mean I HEARD THAT SOMEONE ELSE did that . . . . <shuffling feet>

Happy Valentines Day . . . .
 

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Today is the 83rd birthday/anniversary of the founding of the League of Women Voters. Went to a luncheon in their honor and saw a number of old friends. Also stopped by at Nashville's only kosher vegetarian restaurant, Grins (pronounced Greens) and got to talk with the Executive Director of the Schulman Center at Vanderbilt University, where Grins is housed.

That was pretty much my Valentine's Day.
 

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Unfortunately, I didn't have a happy valentine's day. It was a "how soon can I get out of this class so I can go home and curl up into a ball on my bed" kind of day. How ironic that my reproductive cycle would remind me of its presence on this day. I didn't even feel good enough to eat any Newman-O's, if that gives you an indication of how badly my day went. I did sleep for 3 1/2 hours this afternoon, which is probably why I'm even sitting up and typing now.

And now I'm going back to bed in a few minutes.
 
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