[SilverC]

Someone posted this on another board I visit. It's really addictive. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=""><br><br><br><br><a href="http://www.vierkanteogen.nl/games/bouterdart/" target="_blank">Gnome Darts</a><br><br><br><br>
Stupid little sneezy ******* always gets me though!

 

[Jon]

I've tried this for the last half hour, and I'm awful. Mind you I can't read dutch.

 

[Avalon]

Hmmm. The two posts thus far are fairly intriguing...<br><br><br><br>
*<i>Avalon moves in for a closer look...</i>

 

[Avalon]

WHAT the HELL?? I've roped a bunch, and they're holding still, but now I seem to have 3 drunk ones I can't shut-up. How do you win??

 

[Avalon]

I'm totally confused. And the 'instructions' didn't help much, ja. How does this work?? I only have five lasso's, and once I get 5 lassoed and one drunk one, if I feed it whatever again another one breaks out of it's ropes and becomes drunk again... and what does the dart board have to do with it??

 

[Avalon]

OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Avalon]

OMg- how come they keep splatting on the floor??

 

[Avalon]

Nonono. I cannot play this anymore until someone tells me how the heck I do so without hurting them.

 

[Kreeli]

yeah, i tried it too, i can't make it work.<br><br><br><br>
he's sharpening his hat at the beginning. i think that's funny.

 

[Kreeli]

ok!<br><br>
so you click on a gnome and hold.<br><br>
wait and the screen with the bullseye on it comes up.<br><br>
roll your mouse back and use it to aim your gnome.<br><br>
push your mouse foreward and release the mouse button.<br><br>
the gnome will fly towards the dart board and may or may not stick to it with his hat.<br><br><br><br>
it helps to tie them up before throwing. the yellow ones are tricky little things.

 

[GhostUser]

WTF!!!<br><br>
I shouldn't have read this thread at 6am, my head hurts <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="">

 

[LadyFaile]

i can't get it to load, it gets to 17% and just stays there for ages. i'm impatient

 

[LadyFaile]

ack! terrible aweful horrible game!<br><br><br><br>
quite funny though <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=""> i'm gonna go play again

 

[LadyFaile]

horrible.<br><br>
if you tie up the yellow ones they won't fly up into the ceiling. if you get the green ones drunk they drop the hippidy-hop though i'm sure there's probably a better use for it too.<br><br><br><br>
i love that they yell when you throw them <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="">

 

[GhostUser]

I won! I was playing against myself though...

 

[Thalia]

I'll have to try again. I thought I was trying to pop their bouncy things.

 

[Avalon]

OOOOOHHH! It must be the wind-up I was missing out on. I shall have to try this again now, because I just about road-raged someone to death nary a few minutes ago and I need to chill out for a minute. (He tried to push me into on-coming traffic)

 

[Avalon]

(And in response I didn't run him off the road or try to kill him, but most definitely leaned on the horn for a good KM while giving him the finger and screaming at him)

 

[LadyFaile]

i think i've got a pretty good handle on it. i was showing my bf though and he told me about this one: <a href="http://www.freechristmasscreensavers.com/elfbowling.htm" target="_blank">http://www.freechristmasscreensavers.com/elfbowling.htm</a><br><br>
you have to download it but he said it's really funny. i'm gonna go try

 

[Avalon]

ok, I managed to do it a few times, one of them hit the board, but I think I am handicapped by my trackpad mouse.