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Q. Why does vegan cheese taste bad?
A. Because it hasn't been tested on mice.
Q. How many vegans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. I don't know, but where do you get your protein?
Q. If humans aren't supposed to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat?
Q. How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four. One on whom they can fob off the unavoidable task while the other three anguish over how many animals were killed by the habitat destruction necessary to extract the minerals required to manufacture the bulb.
Jerry Seinfeld wisely observed:
'Isn't it wierd that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did that happen? Did some cattleman once say, "Oh, man, I can't wait till them calves are done so I can get me a hit of that stuff.'
Now it's your turn
A. Because it hasn't been tested on mice.

Q. How many vegans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. I don't know, but where do you get your protein?

Q. If humans aren't supposed to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat?

Q. How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four. One on whom they can fob off the unavoidable task while the other three anguish over how many animals were killed by the habitat destruction necessary to extract the minerals required to manufacture the bulb.

Jerry Seinfeld wisely observed:
'Isn't it wierd that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did that happen? Did some cattleman once say, "Oh, man, I can't wait till them calves are done so I can get me a hit of that stuff.'

Now it's your turn
