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Not that I don't love threads that have the word "penis" in the title, but what are some funny names you have heard that you can't stop saying?<br><br><br><br>
(This was inspired by my constantly hearing the name of Indiana Republican Senator Dick Lugar last night -- not to be confused with Dick Trickle or Indiana Pacers Assistant Coach Dick Harter)<br><br><br><br>
Here are a couple names to get you started:<br><br><br><br><span style="color:#000080;">Uwe Blab</span> (pronounced <i>oo-vay-blob</i> ; he is a German, former NBA basketball player)<br><br><br><br><span style="color:#000080;">Ansu Sesay</span> (pronounced <i>ann-sue-see-say</i> ; another former NBA player)<br><br><br><br><br><br>
Remember, these are fun-to-say names. Okay?
 

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What's wrong with my random signature messages? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/brood.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":brood:">
 

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It was meant to be irony in saying no to random sig messages, of which my sig message was one. Capisce?<br><br><br><br><br><br>
Fun Name?
 

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I'm really bad with names, I oftentimes forget my own. I guess I'm more of a face and boob person. Although, my sister taught a kid who's name was Cash. Oh, I tutored a 3rd grader who's name was Shamarko. Yeah I know, who'da thunk they'd let me tutor children.<br><br>
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Why disable signatures? They're fun!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/hamster.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":hamster:"><br><br><br><br>
Here's a fun name: Schoogle McDoogle.<br><br><br><br>
Okay, I made that one up.
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Jessica Alana</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Dick Butkus always makes me laugh.</div>
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Yeah, that's a good one. Reminds me of 2000 when there was a political rally and Henry Hyde introduced Mike Ditka as "Dick Butka!"<br><br><br><br>
That's classic funny.
 

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I've had students named "Dinty Moore" and "John Thomas."<br><br><br><br>
One of my high school teachers was named Dick Cox.<br><br><br><br>
Two kids named "Orangejello" and "Lemonjello" lived down the road from me (This is actually in a lot of urban legend references, and shouldn't be).
 

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I once taught children with these names:<br><br>
Sim'Metrical<br><br>
Syphillis (pronounced Si-<b>Phillis</b>)<br><br>
Passion<br><br>
Clitorus (how horrible is that???? he mum said she read it in a magazine)<br><br>
I had a parent of one of my students named Female (pronounced Fe-Malee)<br><br><br><br>
And I remeber when these babies were born as I read it in the local paper but sadly did not get to teach them:<br><br>
Cassanova Romeo Love<br><br>
Heaven Leigh Angel<br><br>
Treasure Eileen<br><br><br><br><br><br>
And there were twins Orangejello and Lemonjello who were from New Orleans (if memory serves) and played some sort of professional ball. So you are right, Nigel--that's not as much of an urban myth as people think.<br><br><br><br>
Oh and Ima Hogg was considered one of the most famous women in texas history. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima_Hogg" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima_Hogg</a> She didn't have a sister called Ura Hogg (that part is an urban myth)
 

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My wife's father was named Richard Dicks. But people just called him Dick.<br><br><br><br>
I know a guy named Rodney Richard [name withheld because he's a friend, but it starts with something that sounds like pole]. He loves it when we call him Rod Dickpole.<br><br><br><br>
One of the most awesome names, like, EV-ER is a guy whose business card I could scan in to prove it. This man's name...Duff McCutcheon.
 

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My grandfather worked as the janitor at my gradeschool. Nobody could pronounce his last name, Budkiewicz (pronounced Bood-kev-eetch), so he let everybody call him Mr. Budweiser.<br><br>
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A couple people my firm works with have amusing names.<br><br><br><br>
Mahenda Bender (say that 5 times fast). I love hearing people say her name. Its got a fun rythm to it.<br><br><br><br>
Theres also the infamous Dick Roloff ('Roll-off'). Thats just wrong.
 

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I know a Nigel Titt (made funnier by the posh British accent he has),<br><br>
and a Charles Charles, Fahed Aboughezala (A-boo-gaz-el-a) and...<br><br><br><br>
Dick Assman.<br><br>
No seriously. He's from Regina and David Letterman was stalking him for awhile.
 

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Pepe Pippin Popper, Jr. I don't know anyone by that name but there's probably one out there.
 

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Now that I'm in the UK I check my hometown Louisiana newspaper online. Births last week who win the worst name awards:<br><br><br><br><b>Sparkle Unique</b>and (I kid you not) <b>Kadafi Napoleon</b>. What the HELL where those people thinking?????
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Spidergrrl</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
What the HELL where those people thinking?????</div>
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Two girls that I knew in middle school and high school were Amber Wheat ("amber waves of grain") and Tequila Bell.
 
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