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Then there was Shark Attack 2...<br><br>
And now, Shark Attack 3 - The Megaladon.<br><br><br><br>
Amazingly enough, this series just gets better. Of course, considering how bad the original was, that is not so hard. I'm still baffled by the lack of shark attacks in the first Shark Attack. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/huh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":confused:"><br><br><br><br>
I also recently rented "Shark Hunter", which was another movie about Megaladons. Horrible, horrible movie. It may have surpassed Jaws IV: The Revenge as my worst movie ever. Except that...<br><br><br><br>
I rented Boa on Friday night, and yes, it may be the Worst Movie of All Time. I can handle poor special effects, bad acting, and limited dialogue. But for criminy sakes people - write a movie where every character isn't a freakin' imbecile. Halfway through Boa and Shark Hunter, I wanted every character dead. (Amazingly enough, everyone did die in Shark Hunter. Nice touch. I hope they all experienced pain, as there acting left me in agony.)<br><br><br><br>
Tame, Jr was heard to remark on Friday night, "Doesn't he ever rent good movies?" Mrs. Tame's answer? "<sigh> No." <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/pimp.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":tame:"><br><br><br><br>
(I was also physically steered away from the Shark Attack trilogy in Blockbuster. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/sad.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":("> )
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by Tame</i><br><br><b>Tame, Jr was heard to remark on Friday night, "Doesn't he ever rent good movies?" Mrs. Tame's answer? "<sigh> No." <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/pimp.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":tame:"></b></div>
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HA!<br><br><br><br>
A few recommendations:<br><br>
"Gymkata"<br><br>
"Surf Nazis Must Die"<br><br>
"Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"<br><br>
"Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace"<br><br><br><br>
and of course, "Glitter"<br><br><br><br>
Guaranteed... err... winners... <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/pimp.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":tame:">
 

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Don't know what your standards are for what Tame Jr. gets exposed to, but you might try "Anaconda" if you haven't seen it before. Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, John Voight, etc. PG-13.<br><br><br><br>
Roger Ebert gave it 3 1/2 stars out of 4.<br><br><br><br><a href="http://www.suntimes.com/ebert/ebert_reviews/1997/04/041101.html" target="_blank">http://www.suntimes.com/ebert/ebert_...04/041101.html</a><br><br><br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">``Alone among snakes, anacondas are unique. After eating their prey, they<br><br>
regurgitate in order to eat again.''<br><br><br><br><br><br>
This information is included in the opening titles of ``Anaconda,'' and as the<br><br>
words rolled across the screen I heard a chuckle in the theater. It came from<br><br>
me. I sensed with a deep certainty that before the movie was over, I would<br><br>
see an anaconda regurgitate its prey. Human prey, preferably.<br><br><br><br>
``Anaconda'' did not disappoint me. It's a slick, scary, funny Creature<br><br>
Feature, beautifully photographed and splendidly acted in high adventure<br><br>
style. Its snakes are thoroughly satisfying.</div>
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Well, if we're talking about Grade "C" type movies in this genre... one cannot overlook the Piranha series. 2 is tackier than 1, and more humorous... in part 2... they fly <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"><br><br><br><br>
For the title of all-time worst, "Congo" must be considered.<br><br><br><br>
Ooooh, Leprachaun was pretty bad too (Jennifer Aniston).
 

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Leprechaun was a fantastic film, daaamn you! Almost as good as Leprechaun 2: Four Funerals and a Wedding. Or the one where he goes into space. Classic stuff <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"><br><br><br><br>
Another baaaad baaaaaad movie is Troll. And it's Italian-made sequel is just laughable!<br><br><br><br>
Oh, and don't forget The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies...
 

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four words: teenage vampires from mars. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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If you like really bad movies, then you should love Mystery Science Theater 3000 (i will forever hate the sci fi channel for canceling that show! *grrrrr*) ..<br><br>
IMO, the worst movie I have ever seen (not counting some of the really bad porn & hentai i've seen) is 'Manos: the Hands of Fate' - i dare anyone to watch the non-MSTied version of that one.
 

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oh, let's not forget "poetic justice" starring janet jackson! ha ha ha. that movie was so bad, all the pot cookies in the world still wouldn't make it bearable.
 

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My criteria for rating bad movies has one key factor - the particpants must be blissfully unaware how bad there movie actually is.<br><br><br><br>
The Shark Attack movies are "bad", yet I believe everyone involved understands what they are, so I don't rate them as poorly as something like "Congo". "Congo" was supposed to be a good, or at least decent, movie. It was not.<br><br><br><br>
The Leprechaun movies? Maybe the first was taken seriously by the director and actors, but after that it was well established what type of series it was to be.<br><br><br><br>
Shark Hunter and Boa both made efforts to at least try and be good action/suspense/horror flicks...and painfully failed. I e-mailed the director of Boa last night demanding the return of my $3 rental fee plus $75 for the 1 and 15 minutes of my life wasted while watching that fiasco.<br><br>
Boa thought it was Anaconda. In the Anarctic. With a UN prison filled with international criminals. Along with a husband/wife paleontology team (first met on a dig, arguing about whether to have kids a la Jurassic Park). Throw in a dumb ass prison warden, an annoying Army major, and some mindless drones to get eaten by the prehistoric boa awakened from under the Artic ice in some unexplained manner, and you have Boa. Oh, don't forget the part where the Boa attaches itself to the Army transport plane flying the 3 survivors to freedom, and then manages to spear the co-pilot with its tail right before it kills the Chechynan terrorist-who-turned-out-to-be-a-good-guy-after-all-while-he-saves-the-lovely-couple-that-reminds-him-of-his-dead-wife.<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 
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