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Following in the tradition of previous f-word posts, how many remember this favorite....<br><br><br><br>
Marathon Clerk - "Welcome to Marathon, May I help you?"<br><br>
Neal Page - "Yes."<br><br>
Marathon Clerk - "How may I help you?"<br><br>
Neal Page - "You can start by wiping that fcking dumbass smile off your rosy fcking cheeks. And you can give me a fcking automobile. A fcking Datsun, a fcking Toyota, a fcking Mustang, a fcking Buick - four fcking wheels and a seat."<br><br>
Marathon Clerk - "I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me."<br><br>
Neal Page - "And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fcking nowhere with fcking keys to a fcking car that isn't fcking there. And I really didn't care to fcking walk down a fcking highway and across a fcking RUNway to get back here to have you smile at my fcking face. I want a fcking car, right fcking now."<br><br>
Marathon Clerk - "May I see your rental agreement?"<br><br>
Neal Page - "I threw it away."<br><br>
Marathon Clerk - "Oh boy."<br><br>
Neal Page - "'Oh boy' what?"<br><br>
Marathon Clerk - "You're fcked."
 

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jeffry! your icon!!!!!!! ahhh!<br><br><br><br>
haha, provida. yes, how does one suck a f*ck?<br><br>
"whats a f*ck?"<br><br>
"hahahhaha!"
 

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Thought you might like it, Reb. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/yes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":yes:"><br><br><br><br><br><br>
The Big Lebowski:<br><br>
Maude: "My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable....vagina."<br><br>
The Dude: "Oh yeah?"<br><br>
Maude: "Yes. They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say, whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his "johnson."<br><br>
The Dude: "Johnson?"
 

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As far as I remember it:<br><br><br><br>
"I can't forget you, you're the only person I know" -Bourne Identity<br><br><br><br>
I just saw this movie for the first time, that one stuck out <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)">
 

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All of the following come from <span style="text-decoration:underline;">Ghost World</span>:<br><br><br><br>
Enid: Sometimes I think I'm going crazy from sexual frustration.<br><br>
Rebecca: Oh, and you haven't heard of the miracle of masturbation.<br><br><br><br>
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Seymour: It's simple for everybody else, you give them a Big Mac and a pair of Nikes and they're happy. I just, I can't relate to 99% of humanity.<br><br><br><br>
--<br><br><br><br><i>Doug comes into the Sidewinder without a shirt on</i><br><br>
Doug: What's up, Josh? Give me two packs of cigarettes today. Working overtime: Sixteen hours.<br><br><i>Puts malt liquir bottle on the counter</i><br><br>
Doug: And nature's nectar, wake-up juice. And give me six of these beef jerky's. I'm hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll.<br><br><i>Sidewinder Boss spots him</i><br><br>
Sidewinder Boss: Hey. Hey. How many times do I have to tell you? No shirt, no service. Get the hell out of my store. What do you think this is, Club Med?<br><br>
Doug: It's called America, dude. Learn the rules.<br><br>
Sidewinder Boss: "Learn the rules?" No, YOU learn the rules. We Greeks invented democracy.<br><br>
Doug: You also invented homos.<br><br>
Sidewinder Boss: **** you.<br><br>
Doug: You wish. You gotta buy me dinner first.
 

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Can anyone guess this classic?<br><br><br><br>
Mr. Waturi (on the telephone): Harry, I know he can get the job, but can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you! Harry, I'm not arguing that with you!<br><br><br><br>
Joe: Dear God, whose name I do not know, thank you for my life. I forgot how big....thank you....thank you for my life.<br><br><br><br>
Patricia: I wonder where we'll end up.<br><br>
Joe: Away from the things of man, my love. Away from the things of man.
 

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omg i cant guess that....<br><br><br><br><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Dazed and Confused</span><br><br>
"i am just trying to be honest about hating 99% of humanity, i mean you guys are ok, but its just the rest of them."<br><br>
"so if you arent gonna be a lawyer, what are you going to do.?"<br><br>
*silence..*<br><br>
"I wanna <b>DANCE</b>!"<br><br><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><br><br>
Empire Records</span><br><br><br><br>
"hey mark, you LOVE Gwar, why dont you join the band?!"<br><br>
*mark stares at the tv. he jumps into the tv.*<br><br>
"oh mark, thats some meaaan guitar playing there...to bad you have to DIE!"<br><br>
*marks eyes pop and he smile slips away. mark in the tv is eaten by a giant lobster looking thing.*<br><br>
"mmmmhmmhmm i love you eddie!"
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>raeshaldis</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br><br><i>Doug comes into the Sidewinder without a shirt on</i><br><br>
Doug: What's up, Josh? Give me two packs of cigarettes today. Working overtime: Sixteen hours.<br><br><i>Puts malt liquir bottle on the counter</i><br><br>
Doug: And nature's nectar, wake-up juice. And give me six of these beef jerky's. I'm hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll.<br><br><i>Sidewinder Boss spots him</i><br><br>
Sidewinder Boss: Hey. Hey. How many times do I have to tell you? No shirt, no service. Get the hell out of my store. What do you think this is, Club Med?<br><br>
Doug: It's called America, dude. Learn the rules.<br><br>
Sidewinder Boss: "Learn the rules?" No, YOU learn the rules. We Greeks invented democracy.<br><br>
Doug: You also invented homos.<br><br>
Sidewinder Boss: **** you.<br><br>
Doug: You wish. You gotta buy me dinner first.</div>
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this one. :not worthy:
 

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I swear, I thought my friend James and I were the only people in the world who liked Joe Versus the Volcano! I can still remember going to see it in college with a bunch of folks who thought it was a very stupid movie. All the while, we were falling out of our chairs.<br><br><br><br>
We still occasionally say "I have no response to that" to each other, complete with cheesy Californian accent. And "brain cloud", well that's a regular part of my vocabulary.<br><br><br><br>
The best part is the wedding scene (Abe Vigoda's best role ever, lol):<br><br>
Waponi Chief: "Do you want to marry her?"<br><br>
Joe: "Yes"<br><br>
Waponi Chief: "Do you want to marry him?"<br><br>
Patricia: "Yes"<br><br>
Waponi Chief: "You're married".<br><br><br><br>
I so love this movie. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br><br><br><br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>jeffrey</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Can anyone guess this classic?<br><br><br><br>
Mr. Waturi (on the telephone): Harry, I know he can get the job, but can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you! Harry, I'm not arguing that with you!<br><br><br><br>
Joe: Dear God, whose name I do not know, thank you for my life. I forgot how big....thank you....thank you for my life.<br><br><br><br>
Patricia: I wonder where we'll end up.<br><br>
Joe: Away from the things of man, my love. Away from the things of man.</div>
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I swear, I thought my friend James and I were the only people in the world who liked Joe Versus the Volcano! I can still remember going to see it in college with a bunch of folks who thought it was a very stupid movie. All the while, we were falling out of our chairs.<br><br><br><br>
We still occasionally say "I have no response to that" to each other, complete with cheesy Californian accent. And "brain cloud", well that's a regular part of my vocabulary.<br><br><br><br>
The best part is the wedding scene (Abe Vigoda's best role ever, lol):<br><br>
Waponi Chief: "Do you want to marry her?"<br><br>
Joe: "Yes"<br><br>
Waponi Chief: "Do you want to marry him?"<br><br>
Patricia: "Yes"<br><br>
Waponi Chief: "You're married".<br><br><br><br>
I so love this movie. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"></div>
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It's a flat out classic, Jen. All the semi-hidden analogies and comedy. Yet, one of the scenes I quoted above, Joe's sort of semi-prayer, when Joe was close to dying, but instead of praying for help, he thanks "God" for his life, well, that got to me. Call me a sentimental fool.<br><br><br><br>
So many classic lines and scenes. The luggage dude was great...."May you live to be a thousand years old, sir."
 

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All of the following come from <span style="text-decoration:underline;">Ghost World</span>:<br><br><br><br>
Enid: Sometimes I think I'm going crazy from sexual frustration.<br><br>
Rebecca: Oh, and you haven't heard of the miracle of masturbation.<br><br><br><br>
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Seymour: It's simple for everybody else, you give them a Big Mac and a pair of Nikes and they're happy. I just, I can't relate to 99% of humanity.</div>
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YES. :notworthy: this movie RULES.
 

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Empire Records<br><br>
Dazed and Confused<br><br>
Velvet Goldmine<br><br>
Slacker<br><br><br><br>
those have got to be my favorite movies right now. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/yes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":yes:"><br><br><br><br>
everyone go out and rent these.</div>
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heck yah.
 

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"Man is least himself when he is talking in his own person. Give him a mask and he'll tell you the truth." -- Brian Slade (Velvet Goldmine)</div>
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oh my gosh..velvet goldmine. im one of those people who get the bumper stickers that say "Kurt and Brian Forever."
 

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There are lots of great quotes from Falling Down with Michael Douglas. Here are a few:<br><br><br><br>
1.)<br><br><br><br>
[In the Whammy Burger]<br><br>
Bill Foster : Why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss "Mister", and I've been working for him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting. . .I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast.<br><br><br><br>
2.)<br><br><br><br>
Bill Foster : You're Korean? Do you have any idea how much money my country has given your country?<br><br>
Shop Owner: How much?<br><br>
Bill Foster : I don't know. But, it's gotta be a lot.
 

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"It's just a flesh wound."<br><br>
"Once in a lifetime, there is a motion picture that changes the history of motion pictures. A picture that changes the lives of all who see it."<br><br>
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"<br><br>
"We are the Knights who say... NI!"<br><br>
"We are now the Knights who say... 'Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!'"<br><br><br><br>
as you can see i am overly obsessed with Monty Python and The Holy Grail!!
 

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"As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside, but thinking all the time - now it was to be Georgie the General, saying what we would do and what not to do, with Dim as his mindless grinning bulldog. But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones, and that the oomny ones use like, inspiration, and what Bog sends. Now it was lovely music that came into my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on, and I viddied right at once what to do."<br><br><br><br>
"On September 3rd 1973, at 6:28pm and 32 seconds, a bluebottle fly capable of 14,670 wing beats a minute landed on Rue St Vincent, Montmartre. At the same moment, on a restaurant terrace nearby, the wind magically made two glasses dance unseen on a tablecloth. Meanwhile, in a 5th-floor flat, 28 Avenue Trudaine, Paris 9, returning from his best friend's funeral, Eugène Colère erased his name from his address book. At the same moment, a sperm with one X chromosome, belonging to Raphaël Poulain, made a dash for an egg in his wife Amandine. Nine months later, Amélie Poulain was born. "
 

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"I would rather be in a corner by myself with a puppy and a goldfish and be happy, than to be sitting around with someone in my house, I'm wondering what the hell they there for.<br><br>
You would be surprised the things people put up with just to have someone to say they love them. That's cr-- I don't understand. I can't live in dysfunction. I'm sorry. I done been through too much hell and high water to come there and let you come up in my adult life, when i'm supposed to be at peace, and give me all kind of hell. "<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
"If you tell somebody that 'what you're doing is hurting me, and I need you to stop it,' and they keep doing it, they don't care. Move on. Let 'em go. "<br><br><br><br><br><br>
"I put everybody that come in my life in a category of a tree. Some people are like leaves on a tree. The wind blow, they over here. They unstable. Blow the other way, they over here. Season change, they wither and die. They gone. That's all right. That's some people-- Most people in the world are like that. They just there to take from the tree. They ain't there to do nothin' but take and give shade every now and then. That's all they can do. But don't get mad at people like that. That's who they are. They ain't gonna never be nothing else. That's what they put on the earth to be, but be what they are: a leaf. Some people are like a branch on that tree. You gotta be careful with them branches, too; cuz they'll fool you. They'll get there and make you think they're a good friend, and they real strong; but the minute you step out there on 'em, they'll break and leave you high and dry.<br><br>
But if you find you two or three people in your life that's like the roots at the bottom of that tree, you are blessed. Cuz them the kind of people that ain't going nowhere. They ain't worried about being seen, don't nobody have to know that they know you. They ain't got to know what they doing for you. But if them roots wasn't there that tree couldn't live. You understand? A tree can have 100 million branches, but only a few roots down at the bottom, to make sure it get everything it needs. When you get you some roots, hold onto them. But the rest of it, let it go"<br><br><br><br><br><br>
"Some people come into your life for a lifetime. Some come for a season. You got to know which is which. And you're gonna always mess up when you mix them seasonal people up with lifetime expectations. "
 

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"Not this ****ing time.<br><br>
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!<br><br>
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!<br><br>
No! Not this ****ing time. No ****ing way, no ****ing way!"
 
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