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<span>Pilot: Get the hell out of the cockpit!!!<br><br>
Butthead: You said.....(thrown to opposite end of plane)<br><br>
- from <i>Beavis and Butthead do America</i><br><br></span><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:">
 

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The quotes from Revenge of the Nerds are overwhelming. I'll just focus on Booger:<br><br><br><br>
Booger: "Big deal, did you get in her pants?"<br><br>
Gilbert: "She's not that kind of girl, Booger."<br><br>
Booger: "Why, does she have a penis?"<br><br><br><br>
Stan Gable: "What are you looking at, Nerd!?"<br><br>
Booger: "I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche bag, but that's in Ohio."<br><br><br><br>
Takashi: "Maybe we can have robster craws?"<br><br>
Booger: "What the F*** are robster craws?"<br><br><br><br>
Lewis: "Have any of you guys got dates besides Gilbert?"<br><br>
Lamar: "I do."<br><br>
Booger: "Yeah, but that's with a guy."<br><br>
Lewis: "Well what about you, Booger?"<br><br>
Booger: "I've been out combing the high schools all day!"
 

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"you suck, dick!<br><br><br><br>
love, deep throat"<br><br>
- Dick ( i love this movie.)<br><br><br><br>
"man, have you looked at the back of a dollar bill? there's some spooky stuff going on there, and its green too!"-Slater, Dazed and Confused<br><br><br><br>
and then Jack Nicholson's whole speech on aliens after taking a hit from a joint from Easy Rider.<br><br><br><br>
" As the pattern gets more intricate and subtle, being swept along is no longer enough."-Random Guy, waking life.<br><br><br><br>
"You know, they say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"-waking life
 

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Ron: Spiders! The spiders want me to tap dance. I don't want to tap dance!<br><br>
Harry: Then tell them. You tell those spiders, Ron.<br><br>
Ron: Alright, I'll tell them.<br><br>
(ha ha! I love that one, too!)<br><br><br><br>
Hermione: You know the Egyptians used to worship cats!<br><br>
Ron: Yeah, along with the dung beetle!<br><br><br><br>
Dale Gribble: The crap has *literally* been scared out of me<br><br>
(okay, King of the Hill, a tv show, but still, it's hillarious!)<br><br><br><br>
Frenchman: I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!<br><br>
(Monty Python and the Holy Grail)<br><br><br><br>
Guy at the castle: Those aren't horses! You've just got a couple of coconuts and you're bangin' em together!!!<br><br>
(Monty Python and the Holy Grail <--I luv that movie! It's so dumb it's hillarious!)<br><br><br><br>
Tom Smith: You don't throw a whole life away just 'cause it's banged up a little.<br><br>
(Seabiscuit, the best movie EVER)<br><br><br><br>
Gandalf: All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.<br><br>
(Lord of the Rings)<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"> I'm a nerd! Movies are great!<br><br><br><br>
-Em
 

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some from my favorite movie in the universe, Igby Goes Down:<br><br><br><br>
Igby: Oliver is majoring in neo-fascism at Colombia.<br><br>
Oliver: Economics.<br><br>
Igby: (shrugs) Semantics.<br><br><br><br>
Igby: It's ironic that the first time in my life that I feel remotely affectionate for her, is when she's dead.<br><br>
Oliver: You beat up her corpse.<br><br>
Igby: I know, but after that.<br><br><br><br>
Sookie: You call your mother "Mimi"?<br><br>
Igby: "Heinous One" is a bit cumbersome.<br><br><br><br>
Igby: If heaven is such a wonderful place then how come being crucified is such a big f**king sacrifice?<br><br><br><br>
Sookie: You know what I think when I'm this close to another body? I think one day at one moment... this body that I'm holding in my arms will stop breathing... stop living. Just... stop. One day you'll happen upon my name in the obits and you'll remember this moment when we were so close.<br><br>
Igby: You're a real f**kin' upper.<br><br><br><br>
Igby: Turtle. He was my best buddy. Then his rifle backfired and blew his face off. We all learned a valuable lesson about weapon maintenance that day.<br><br>
Mimi: Why didn't the school inform me?<br><br>
Igby: It wasn't the school's fault. They were great about it, paid for the dry cleaning and everything. Not because they had to, but because it was the right thing to do.<br><br><br><br>
or haha when he's on the phone with the girl:<br><br>
Igby: ...why, how old are you?....really? you don't sound 11. ...You're right, it must be all the cigarettes.
 

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oop, wanted to add these too:<br><br><br><br>
Monty Python's the Meaning of Life:<br><br><br><br>
Administrator: Wonderful what we can do nowadays. Ah! I see you have the machine that goes 'Ping'.<br><br><br><br>
Mr Blackitt: Look at them, bloody Catholics. Filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed.<br><br><br><br>
Headmaster: Well, as we all know about foreplay no doubt you can tell me what the purpose of foreplay is... Biggs.<br><br>
Biggs: Don't know, sorry sir.<br><br>
Headmaster: Carter.<br><br>
Carter: Er... was it taking your clothes off, sir?<br><br>
Headmaster: And after that?<br><br>
Wymer: Putting them on the lower peg, sir?<br><br><br><br>
one more movie, promise...Orange County (I love this movie to death)<br><br><br><br>
Bud Brumder: If you do this I will eat your face!<br><br><br><br>
Lance: Yeah, she was all "I hate my job! I'm gonna burn this mother down!" and I said, "You better not... you better not."<br><br><br><br>
Mr. Burke: Now, when I say "Romeo and Juliet," who comes to mind?<br><br>
Dana: Clare Danes?<br><br>
Mr. Burke: That's right, Clare Danes. Who else?<br><br>
Chad: Leonardo Di Caprio.<br><br>
Mr. Burke: Right. Who else? Well, you know someone else was involved in that movie who in some ways is as famous as Leonardo Di Caprio. And his name is William Shakespeare. And some great movies have been made based on his plays: Hamlet, West Side Story, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Waterworld, Gladiator, Chocolat...<br><br><br><br>
Lance: You banged mom?<br><br><br><br>
the Dean: Shaun! You are my same height! <i>That</i> is neat!<br><br><br><br>
Firefighter: Why aren't you wearin' your pants, Joe?<br><br>
Lance: I tripped and then I had to take them off to run faster... out of the flames ...
 

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I can't believe I forgot to mention my alltime favorite romantic quote ever.<br><br><br><br>
From When Harry Met Sally: "...when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
 

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Some of my faves...<br><br><br><br>
George Peppard in Breakfast at Tiffany's: "You know what's wrong with you, Miss Whoever-you-are? You're chicken, you've got no guts. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, "Okay, life's a fact, people do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness." You call yourself a free spirit, a "wild thing," and you're terrified somebody's gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you're already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it's not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somali-land. It's wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself."<br><br><br><br>
Roy in Blade Runner: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
 

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Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will. ~ Hope Floats
 

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i could quote anything from pulp fiction and a lot of things from reservoir dogs and kill bill, but i'm not gonna<br><br><br><br>
here is a good one from 25th hour:<br><br>
F*ck me? F*ck you! F*ck you and this whole city and everyone in it. F*ck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. F*ck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a f*cking job! F*ck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in f*cking training. SLOW THE F*CK DOWN! F*ck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their d*cks on my Channel 35. F*ck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? F*ck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you f*cking came from! F*ck the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! F*ck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother f*ckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron *******s to jail for F*CKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that sh*t? Give me a f*cking break! Tyco! Worldcom! F*ck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst f*ckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. F*ck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. F*ck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! F*ck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the f*ck on! F*ck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! F*ck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. F*ck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, f*ck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in f*ckin' Otisville, J! F*ck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist *******s everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!<br><br><br><br><br><br>
*29 f*cks*
 

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Has no one posted from Napoleon Dynamite yet? If not, then I must!<br><br><br><br>
"Tina come get some ham!" Napolean to the llama<br><br>
"This is pretty much the worst video ever made." Napoleon, to Uncle Rico re his football tape<br><br>
"What are you drawing?"<br><br>
"A Liger."<br><br>
"What's a Liger?"<br><br>
"It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed." Deb and Napoleon<br><br>
"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that cause you think you're fat? Cause you're not, you could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Well I have all your equipment in my locker, you should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore." Napoleon, chatting up Deb
 

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Yes, yes Vicky!! That is my absolute favorite quote from any movie I have ever seen. I actually have that part of that movie downloaded on my computer <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br><br><br>
I adore Ed Norton and I adore 25th hour.
 

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<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Rebel Girl</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
anything from donnie darko.</div>
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how exactly does one suck a f*ck?<br><br><br><br>
hahaha i love napoleon dynamite!!<br><br><br><br>
Napoleon: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.<br><br>
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.<br><br><br><br>
Napoleon: You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.<br><br><br><br>
Napoleon: Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore.
 

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"Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are STARVING to death!" Rosalyn Russel as Auntie Mame in <i>Auntie Mame</i>
 

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Though I'm not a fan of the movie I do like this quote from Chasing Amy...<br><br><br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block"><br><b>Banky Edwards:</b> Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following?<br><br><b>Holden:</b> Yeah.<br><br><b>Banky Edwards:</b> Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as ****, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?<br><br><b>Holden:</b> What is this supposed to prove?<br><br><b>Banky Edwards:</b> No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?<br><br><b>Holden:</b> The man-hating dyke.<br><br><b>Banky Edwards:</b> Good. Why?<br><br><b>Holden:</b> I don't know.<br><br><b>Banky Edwards:</b> Because the other three are figments of your ****ing imagination!</div>
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"Where did they teach you to talk like this - in some Panama City sailor "wanna hump-hump" bar? Or is this getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else; we're all stocked up here."<br><br><br><br>
~Melvin Udall, As Good As it Gets
 

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"Life's a garden, dig it."<br><br><br><br>
Ya, Joe Dirt is like the stupidest move ever, but you gotta love that quote. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 
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