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Well, I believe in the soul... the c**k...the p***y... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight."<br><br><br><br>
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two lebowski quotes:<br><br><br><br>
"nobody f*cks with the Jesus."<br><br><br><br>
and<br><br><br><br>
"this is what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass."
 

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Haha. That is definitely one of the best movie quotes ever. Also<br><br>
"I was gonna f**k you in the ass Saturday! I f**k you in the ass on Wednesday instead!" The Big Lebowski is just a goldmine of awesome quotes. heh.
 

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<span>That's a classic, Rincaro <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"></span>
 

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Anything from Pulp Fiction.<br><br><br><br>
"It's the one that says bad motherf*cker."<br><br><br><br><br><br>
Sam L. J. - "What does Marcelus Wallas look like?!?!"<br><br>
White Guy - "What?"<br><br>
Sam L.J. - "Does he look like a *****?"<br><br>
Whire Guy - "No."<br><br>
Sam L.J. - "Well then why are you tryiung to f*ck him like one!?"
 

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"the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. you put it on, find a stranger, dance all night, and then when you are done, you throw it away. the condom, not the stranger." - Marla from fight club<br><br><br><br>
"self improvment is masturbation. now self destruction.."- Tyler from fight club.<br><br>
"if i ever say these were the best years of my life, remind me to kill myself." - pink from Dazed and Confused.<br><br>
"and in the words of the doors 'the time to hesitate is through.' "- Lucas from Empire records.<br><br>
"i went to rock and roll heaven and i wasnt on the guest list." - deb from Empire<br><br>
"i am just trying to be honest about hating 99% of humanity." - mike from dazed and confused.<br><br>
"f*ck me gently with a chainsaw." - heathers.<br><br><br><br>
"its an 88 magnum.<br><br>
it shoots through schools."- johnny dangerously.<br><br>
"relax, my old man is a tv repair man, hes got the ultimate set of tools. i can fix this."- spicolli, fast times.<br><br><br><br>
"how long do i have to lie here and hold her before i can get up and go home?"- harry, when harry met sally.<br><br>
"thin. pretty. big tits. your basic nightmare." - carrie fishers person from when harry met sally.<br><br>
"there's such a fine line between stupid and clever."- spinal tap.<br><br>
"thats very clever.<br><br>
thank you.<br><br>
how's that working out for you?<br><br>
what?<br><br>
being clever."- tyler and jack, fight club.<br><br>
"why cant we pick our own colour?<br><br>
No way, no way. Tried it once, it doesnt work.You get four guys fighting over who gets to be Mr. Black."- Mr. White, Resevior Dogs<br><br>
"kato is in the hospital. it nearly blew his little yellow skin off." return of the pink panther.<br><br>
"the power grid was shut off by mr. dickless over here.<br><br>
is this true?<br><br>
yes, its true. this man has no dick." bill murray, ghost busters<br><br>
"have you noticed that the older you get, the younger your girlfriends get? soon you will be dating sperm." - billy crystal, city slickers.<br><br>
"here's a quarter. go downtown and have a rat knaw that thing off your face."- john candy, uncle buck.<br><br><br><br><br><br>
ok im done for now.
 

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Another for Inigo's catch-phrase. We annoyed the crap outta my mom with that one for a good while. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br><br><br>
One of my favorites used to be my signature:<br><br>
"That's part of your problem. You haven't seen enough movies. All of life's riddles are answered in the movies." - from Grand Canyon
 

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Mr. Lebowski: "Are you employed sir?"<br><br>
dude: "employed??"<br><br><br><br>
Dude:"Obviously you are not a golfer."<br><br><br><br>
Really, anything from The Big Lebowski will be just fine
 

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Rebel Girl - I *love* Empire Records <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":up:">
 

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rebel girl -<br><br><br><br>
"why cant we pick our own colour?<br><br>
No way, no way. Tried it once, it doesnt work.You get four guys fighting over who gets to be Mr. Black."<br><br>
- Mr. White, Resevior Dogs<br><br><br><br>
Cool. That whole scene was just classic.
 

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<span>Charlotte: Do you ever change seats?<br><br>
Bob: No, that way if I fall over, somebody might notice.<br><br><br><br>
-from <i>Lost in Translation</i><br><br>
(just came to mind)<br><br></span>
 

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Ron: Spiders! The spiders want me to tap dance. I don't want to tap dance!<br><br>
Harry: Then tell them. You tell those spiders, Ron.<br><br>
Ron: Alright, I'll tell them.<br><br><br><br>
-HP & POA<br><br><br><br>
Ron: (reading Harry's tea leaves) Well, this shape means that there will be suffering, and this one is shaped like a moon and that means happiness. So I guess you're gonna suffer... but you're going to be happy about it.....<br><br><br><br>
-HP & POA<br><br><br><br>
Guido: Buono giorno, principessa!<br><br><br><br>
Joshua: No dogs or Jews?<br><br>
Guido: Some store owners just don't like certain things. What don't you like?<br><br>
Joshua: Spiders.<br><br>
Guido: And I don't like Visigoths. Tomorrow we'll put up a sign in the store window saying, No spiders or Visigoths.<br><br><br><br>
-Life is Beautiful<br><br><br><br>
Mia: Just incase I'm not enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!<br><br><br><br>
Paolo: If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx that child would have your eyebrows.<br><br><br><br>
The Princess Diaries<br><br><br><br>
Buttercup: What about the R.O.U.S.es?<br><br>
Westley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't even think they exist...<br><br><br><br>
Westley: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?<br><br><br><br>
The Princess Bride
 

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Ah, I neglected to mention my favorite from the Princess Bride:<br><br>
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
 

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I run around the house singing "Dolly will never go away." from Scary Movie 2 and also "ahahaha those enchialadas" or "let me use my strong hand"...
 
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