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What's you favorite out-of-date joke?<br><br><br><br>
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Q: What's Waldheimer's Disease?<br><br><br><br>
A: It's when you get old and forget you're a Nazi.
 

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I know a lot of Jeffry Dahmer jokes, but they're probably not suitable for this board. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/lipsrsealed2.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":sealed:">
 

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Did you hear that Ray Charles lost his left leg in a car crash? The doctor told him not to worry because, "You still got the right one, baby!"
 

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-Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball on 12 January 1999?<br><br>
-He had no body to go with.
 

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This is a genuine joke, from I think the 1970's.<br><br><br><br>
Moishe the tailor sat down at a cafe in Moscow and ordered a glass of tea, some bliny, and a copy of Pravda. The startled waiter brought his tea and bliny, but said "I'm sorry, sir, but there is no Pravda. The Soviet Union has been overthrown and Pravda isn't published anymore."<br><br><br><br>
The next day, Moishe came back to the cafe, sat down, and ordered a glass of tea, some bliny, and a copy of Pravda. The same waiter as before brought his tea and bliny, but reminded Moishe that "The Soviet Union has been overthrown and Pravda isn't published anymore."<br><br><br><br>
This went on, day after day after day, with Moishe ordering the same thing and getting the same response from the waiter. Finally, after two weeks of this, the waiter got fed up and yelled at Moishe "Every day the same thing! You sit down and ask for a copy of Pravda, and I keep telling you that the Soviet Union has been overthrown and Pravda isn't published anymore! Haven't you been paying attention?"<br><br><br><br>
"Of course", said Moishe. "But I just like to hear it."
 

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I remember a few very tasteless jokes about the Challenger accident. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/worried.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":worried:">
 
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