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Personally, i love to let rip, it's one of life's few pleasures that i can enjoy.<br><br>
Are you repulsed when somebody cracks one? Or are you proud of being the biggest breezy pants around?
 

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Yea, I enjoy it, but I try to do it away from other to be considerate.<br><br>
I have developed a pretty effective silent fart for when I'm in public and can't get away.
 

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If you don't fart, you will die. My girlfriend tries to hold it in all day, but that just makes her fart more in her sleep.<br><br>
As for me it depends on the company. If I'm with my girlfriend or at work, I find somewhere discrete to let it out. If I'm with only other guys I know or doing Army training or something, I try to make it as loud and obvious as possible and then laugh hysterically like an adolescent.
 

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Chaotic Neutral. Not my cup of tea.
 

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I read an article the other day (in a women's magazine so it must be true!<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">) and a doctor was stating that farting <span style="text-decoration:underline;">isn't</span> a sign of bad digestive health.<br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>nomad888</strong> <a href="/forum/post/3093747"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
If you don't fart, you will die. My girlfriend tries to hold it in all day, but that just makes her fart more in her sleep.</div>
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<br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p">
 

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I hate people who make intense eye contact when they fart, especially if they're naked.<br><br>
I also hate people who intentionally fart on you.<br><br>
I was getting really sick from trying to hold it in (not even consciously, I'm just uptight) so I understand not doing that. Just be considerate ya know, especially if it stinks.
 

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Also sometimes I can't fart until I'm lying down so I end up with a balloon til I go to bed, nice flat belly come morning. It smells great under that duvet of mine.
 

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The forms of fiber that cause farting have been found to be correlated to lower colon cancer rates.<br>
Thus, farting lowers the financial burden on the nations medical care costs.<br>
Thus, I should get a tax refund for farting.<br>
I wouldnt envy the investigator that goes around confirming people arent cheating on their fart refund tho
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>yally</strong> <a href="/forum/post/3093865"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
I hate people who make intense eye contact when they fart, especially if they're naked.<br>
I also hate people who intentionally fart on you.</div>
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<br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/shocked.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":eek:"> Hate is justified in those situations I would imagine!!!<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":p">
 

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I hold them in until I'm on my own.<br><br>
Usually at home.
 

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Better out than in. Lol<br><br>
I dont like to do it in public but at work i dont care because i work with a bunch of gross boys. I do think that if your having belly pains and you know there going tk stinkyou should either warn everyone or move away because those kind of farts linger. I know this because i used to work with a guy that took all kinds of supplements that made him have the absolute worst gas EVER!!! I mean it was like a porta potty and a sewage plant amd all kinds of gross nasty stuff all smashed together.<br><br>
Also im lretty sure it was on sputh park they said if you hold it in you will spontaneously combust.
 

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I'd rather fart on someone than spontaneously combust on them. And in hindsight, I'm sure the person would have rather I'd farted on them instead, too.
 

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I do it all the time.
 

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My dog has the most foul smelling farts. I sleep completlely <i>under</i> the covers and she loves to snuggle up with me and then let em rip. It's like being in a gas chamber and she can't even tolerate the stench. She'll lift her head , sniff her stinkiness and then jump off the bed and go in the other room leaving me gasping for air.
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>fadeaway1289</strong> <a href="/forum/post/3094035"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
My dog has the most foul smelling farts. I sleep completlely <i>under</i> the covers and she loves to snuggle up with me and then let em rip. It's like being in a gas chamber and she can't even tolerate the stench. She'll lift her head , sniff her stinkiness and then jump off the bed and go in the other room leaving me gasping for air.</div>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Doktormartini</strong> <a href="/forum/post/3093958"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
I do it all the time.</div>
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Fart or spontaneously combust?
 

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<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>fadeaway1289</strong> <a href="/forum/post/3094035"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
My dog has the most foul smelling farts. I sleep completlely <i>under</i> the covers and she loves to snuggle up with me and then let em rip. It's like being in a gas chamber and she can't even tolerate the stench. She'll lift her head , sniff her stinkiness and then jump off the bed and go in the other room leaving me gasping for air.</div>
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When my two sisters and I were visiting our grandparents, all three of would sleep in one bed. My sisters would fart under the covers and then say, "Spider on the ceiling!" I would then pull the covers over my head to protect myself from the "spider." <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:"><br><br><br>
I fart all the time. Just let it out!
 
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