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We've all heard of the eight - or nine, if you are a growing child - essential amino acids humans must get from food. Meat industry lobbyists won't ever let us forget that meat contains all the essential amino acids, so you hear no end of excuses for why we should include meat in our diets, and no end of reminders of that debunked hypothesis that plant foods must be carefully and scientifically combined at every meal in order to stave off kwashiorkor.<br><br>
Has anyone ever heard of the essential carbohydrates humans need to maintain health though? Namely, certain monosaccharides, disaccharides, oligosaccharides, and polysaccharides, that humans will become very ill without? I've been having some very strange symptoms lately that have prompted me to do some research.<br><br>
What I have learned is that my diet is too low in theanderose, a rare oligosaccharide not found in fruits or refined sugars. You can't even get it from GMO high fructose corn syrup! The only place you can get it from is honey. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/sad.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":("><br><br>
So yeah, I'm afraid I am going to have to stop being vegan. It's gonna take six months of daily honey therapy for me to reverse my symptoms, and if I don't eat honey on a regular basis after that, my health will deteriorate, and I'll be back where I started.<br><br>
I know I've been a loud mouth in the honey thread, and I'm sorry to let people down, but I did start off as a health vegan, and now my health is suffering. You gotta do what you've gotta do, you know? So I went to a local beekeeper, and bought a jar of local blackberry flower honey, and OMG, I knew after the first spoonful it contained just what my body needed! From the moment it touched my quivering tongue, the warm, sweet stickiness slid slowly and sensuously down my throat, beginning to fill up an aching emptiness I never knew existed, and set every nerve of my body on a slow burn that climaxed into an explosion of ecstasy as the goodness of the honey surged through me, leaving me screaming for more, more, MORE!!!<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smoking.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":smoke:">
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/pimp.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":tame:"> Will you post video? You dirty, cheating, bee-atch.
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/shocked.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":eek:"> That's positively pornographic.
 

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I think she might turn some vegans if this keeps up....
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>silva</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2853268"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/pimp.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":tame:"> Will you post video? You dirty, cheating, bee-atch.</div>
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You shoulda seen the beekeeper's face.
 

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I'd like to see Jemude face!<br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/love.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":love:">
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>silva</strong> <a href="/forum/post/2853279"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
I'd like to see Jemude face!<br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/love.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":love:"></div>
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Oh, his virgin eyes couldn't handle it!
 

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Hmm, you two wouldn't be so flippant if you knew my symptoms. Prurient itching, increased body odor, enlarged irises, tufts of hair growing from inside my elbows and behind my knees, pointy protuberances sprouting from my temples and shoulders...
 
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