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For those blasted cowboys who need to hang up their spikes...<br><br>
(but whom sadly are most likely just being sarcastic). <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":rolleyes:"><br><br><br><br>
They damn well ought to be saying sorry and this how they do it?<br><br>
I think its a lame attempt even if it seems to be making the right noises...<br><br>
and no I don't mean "MOO!!" <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":rolleyes:"> but then again I wouldn't be surprised if that one sound is the only vocabulary the majority of these sorry arses know such is their 'thinly veiled' (?)mockery.<br><br><br><br>
Here's one lame & heartless example of a non-sincere apology:<br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">And now for a wonderfully ridiculous Parting phrase in<br><br>
"cow-latin." "MOOOO MoOoo Mew Muh-Ooh Moo moOoO Mu moo.<br><br>
" Translation: "Never trust the person with the knife Mr .cow."<br></div>
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<br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":rolleyes:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/mad.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":mad:"><br><br><br><br><a href="http://www.hampton2600.com/sorrycow/lj.php" target="_blank">http://www.hampton2600.com/sorrycow/lj.php</a>
 

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Ugh! I think thier parents to need to sign an apology for birthing these cads! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/mad.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":mad:">
 

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Hee hee--I just signed it, but in the P.S. field I wrote "Everything in the above letter is a bunch of crap. I don't have to apologize to you because I don't eat cows anymore."<br><br><br><br>
I encourage everyone to do the same. Let's beat these dumba**es at their own game!
 

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I just signed it too, I wrote "I don't have to be sorry, because I'm vegan!"<br><br><br><br>
I agree, everyone sign it. They won't know what hit them!<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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Hee hee! That's a good idea! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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How's this sound? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br><br><br>
I am so sorry I remained ignorant to your suffering for for so long. I am sorry I ever participated in such acts that contributed to the environmental turmoil our great earth faces. I have since seen the light and made a solemn vow to never eat of your flesh again or partake of the meat of any animal. I am sorry for the suffering you still must endure from others less enlightened.
 

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Terra, that's awesome!<br><br><br><br>
I just got an email from the Sorry, Cow people and they encouraged me to get all my friends to sign, too--so c'mon people! Sign away! We'll beat them at their game!
 

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Doesn't this sound a lot like an abusive person continually beating up on their "loved one" and then saying how sorry they are? Then they keep doing it and keep getting forgiven... only humans really don't give the cows much of a chance to forgive us, do we?
 

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Hehehe. I signed it.<br><br><br><br>
I said:<br><br><br><br>
I don't eat you anymore, anyway! I'm a vegetarian! There is a magical plant that exists to replace meat and milk--it's soy beans!
 

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I have signed. I think that this is very interesting.<br><br><br><br>
BTW - I have a pet peeve. As an animal science major, it bugs the *%$#@ out of me that we refer to all bovines as "cow". There are cows, heifers, bulls and steers. Kinda strange, don'tcha think?
 

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Alpaca, I hate that too. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br><br><br>
"Dogs" are all called dogs, when there are dogs and bitches... there are others which I can't think of off the top of my head...
 
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