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I live on a farm and am currently working on a project that peacefully encourages cows to milk themselves at will. Never again will I touch a cow teet or milk that has passed thru a teet that has been manipulated unfairly by a human hand. I have started only drinking milk that comes from the cows teets by their own doing in order to not upset the cows natural rythmn of life. A few drips come out of the udder just by their simple movement. I have been collecting those as they fall in order to have enough for my morning cereal.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
Am I crazy or does this milk TASTE better?
 

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oh, yes. it is possible. You are correct, Lucine! Far less milk than if I invaded the cow's space and milked her myself, but that is the price you pay fr treating your cows with the same respect you would treat your mothers and wives!
 

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So how exactly do you collect these drips? I'm assuming you don't chase them around in the morning with your cereal bowl. I'd be too lazy to do such a thing and just buy soymilk.<br><br>
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I taught my cats how to do this a while ago, but it can take upwards of one full month before I even have enough for my cereal. I'm thinking about getting more cats so I can make yogurt. Best of luck to you with your project. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":up:">
 

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jeezy, I thought at first you meant you taught your cats to suckle on cow teets! Your way makes so much more sense. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:">
 

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I think this sounds weird and cumbersome. I think it's good that you are concerned about the cows' rhythm of life -- I just wish your concern would grow even greater so that you could give up dairy products entirely.
 

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I'm not sure if the OP is making fun of vegans or vegetarians or what. It seems strange to follow a cow around with a container collecting drops of milk. I've heard of women who will leak milk when, tragically, their child dies. Why aren't the calves drinking the cows milk?
 

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Do I smell a troll or did someone fart in here? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/inquisitive.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":stinkeye:">
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Jessica Alana</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Sorry. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/blush.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":eek:"></div>
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Whew... I thought it was one of the cats. Man, maybe you really should go back to raw.
 

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I have nipples, Heather. Could you milk me?</div>
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"I have nipples Greg could you milk me?"
 

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I was going to say this sounds so much like that dinner scene in "Meet The Parents".<br><br><br><br>
Anyway, just buy soy milk/rice milk. make your own almond milk, whatever.
 

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oh, yes. it is possible. You are correct, Lucine! Far less milk than if I invaded the cow's space and milked her myself, but that is the price you pay fr treating your cows with the same respect you would treat your mothers and wives!</div>
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Yeah. My mom used to just squirt her milk into my cereal. A lot easier than chasing her around.
 

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<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Jessica Alana</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
I have nipples, Heather. Could you milk me?</div>
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How do you taste on cereal?<br><br><br><br>
in coffee?
 
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