[kpickell]

Wiley Brooks, founder of the Breatharian Institute of America is hosting 5 workshops for those interested in learning about breatharianism and ascension. Is anyone here going? If you prepay by September 1st the cost is only 1 million dollars. After September 1st the cost goes up to $10,000,000 so get your registration in early! There are no refunds for any reason though. More details can be found on his website <a href="http://www.breatharian.com/" target="_blank">http://www.breatharian.com/</a>

 

[*AHIMSA*]

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[jeneticallymodified]

yeah, i think i'll be going to that... i'll just get my gold card out and put it on my visa from the bank of love, peace and joy. if i go, do i get to watch my money 'accend' into his wallet? i think i've worked out how he lives without food, i think he eats $10 bills instead.

 

[Dirty Martini]

oooh!!! I am SO going.<br><br><br><br>
*gets out luvvin' light mastercard*

 

[Shadowlee]

Well, think of it as an investment. You'll be saving all that money on food for the rest of your life! Of course, it will be a very <i>short</i> life.<br><br><br><br>
Imagine how boring life would be without food.

 

[raw jess]

<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/hump.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":hump:"> OOH ME ME ME! I'm going!

 

[Scythe]

I can think of some people I'd like to ascend.<br><br><br><br>
Now where did I leave that axe . . .

 

[chiaraluna]

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<br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:"> I love it!

 

[Skylark]

How populistic of him. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=""><br><br><br><br>
It's like televangelism, but with an opposite audience.

 

[zoebird]

wow. . .i wanna think that it's a joke. please tell me it's a joke. (not the breatharian thing, i know that 'exists' but rather the workshop bit--that's crazy!).

 

[GhostUser]

"If you are not a billionaire or think this is not for real, there is no other information that we at the Breatharian Institute can give you at this time."<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/mad.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="">

 

[kpickell]

Nope, not a joke. Sign up now before all the spaces are taken!

 

[froggythefrog]

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<div class="quote-block">If you are not a billionaire or think this is not for real, there is no other information that we at the Breatharian Institute can give you at this time.</div>
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This guy is so altruistic.

 

[froggythefrog]

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"If you are not a billionaire or think this is not for real, there is no other information that we at the Breatharian Institute can give you at this time."<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/mad.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=""></div>
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You beat me to it! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:">

 

[GhostUser]

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>froggythefrog</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
You beat me to it! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:"></div>
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<br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:"> don't the poor people need ascention too?

 

[*AHIMSA*]

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>purrpelle</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:"> don't the poor people need ascention too?</div>
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No, there is no place in heaven for the penniless <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/whack.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":whack:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/dozey.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":tired:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/veganpolice.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":notvegan:">

 

[froggythefrog]

<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>purrpelle</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:"> don't the poor people need ascention too?</div>
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No, being poor is our own fault, and we're bad people for it.

 

[hamilton]

High quality pic there of Mr. Brooks, couldn't spring for a photo session? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=""><br><br>
I did get 102K hits googling him, and I may see what I can digest of that ascension read there...

 

[synergy]

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>*AHIMSA*</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
No, there is no place in heaven for the penniless <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/whack.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":whack:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/dozey.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":tired:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/veganpolice.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":notvegan:"></div>
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we need a *I spit my drink all over my computer* smiley<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/laugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":lol:">

 

[froggythefrog]

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>hamilton</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
High quality pic there of Mr. Brooks, couldn't spring for a photo session? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=""><br><br>
I did get 102K hits googling him, and I may see what I can digest of that ascension read there...</div>
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Not a million dollars, but one-hundred thousand hits? Cool... <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=""> I bet I can do better than him. I will take his ideas and cut out the breathing.