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This is a sister thread to the Top 10 vegan products and services -- List Yours! thread. Only the opposite.
What vegan products or foods do you think are teh yuck!!111!
I mean, what product did you get excited to try because it was vegan, only to take it home, try it, and marvel at the thought that a group of people in a test kitchen somewhere in the world actually high-fived each other and said:
"YEEESSSSSS!" :fistpump: "Finally, many of us managed to keep it down this time! Let's get this bad boy to market!"
Note: I had a heckuva time finding ten things I didn't like - I have the taste buds of a Golden Retriever - so feel free to just list however many you like. Or, rather, don't like. I'm not a stickler. I seldom stickle.
Here goes.
jeezycreezy's top bottom ten
So...what's on your list?
It can be vegan or vegetarian or whatever. As long as it amuses in some way I'm happy to see it here.
What vegan products or foods do you think are teh yuck!!111!
I mean, what product did you get excited to try because it was vegan, only to take it home, try it, and marvel at the thought that a group of people in a test kitchen somewhere in the world actually high-fived each other and said:
"YEEESSSSSS!" :fistpump: "Finally, many of us managed to keep it down this time! Let's get this bad boy to market!"
Note: I had a heckuva time finding ten things I didn't like - I have the taste buds of a Golden Retriever - so feel free to just list however many you like. Or, rather, don't like. I'm not a stickler. I seldom stickle.

Here goes.
jeezycreezy's top bottom ten
- Yves Spicy Italian Sausage, you're On Notice!
It's not so much that it tasted like a zesty rubber band so much as I think I had an allergic reaction: My head sweated profusely. My face felt flush. I felt dizzy at first and then cloudy headed after. It was the gustatory equivalent of huffing glue.
- Galaxy Foods Vegan Mozerella
I wouldn't wax my skis with this s**t.
- Amy's Black Bean Burrito
I think composting is a great idea. I just don't want to eat it in a tortilla.
- Tasty Bite's chana masala
It is accidentally vegan. But there is no mistaking it tastes like magma.
- Nayonnaise
It tastes like wallpaper paste would taste if wallpaper paste tasted like elephant semen.
- Tofurkey & The Ick Gravy that comes with it
Save yourself some money and just roast an old boot and cover it in the gelatinous goo of your choice, such as sewage.
- Hummus in a can
Why?!!!
- Vega Products
These taste like top soil in bar or powdered form. For the discriminating dysgeusic athlete.
- Tom's of Maine Deodorant
Keeps you wet and smelly for up to 24 hours!
And I am really scraping the bottom of the barrel here...
- Tempeh
I would rather eat a veruca loaf.
So...what's on your list?
It can be vegan or vegetarian or whatever. As long as it amuses in some way I'm happy to see it here.