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Michael is away, so I have seized power! All hail your VeggieBoards King!<br><br><br><br>
Some board procedures will now change under your new leadership.<br><br><br><br>
Before you post, all members must PM me with the request, "Your Majesty, may I?" I will then notify you if your post is allowed.<br><br><br><br>
All female posters shall now post topless. Oh yeah, and you each need a web cam. This is for the good of all of us - we shall use the pics to generate revenue. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br><br><br>
If you get out of line, I shall deem you a "court jester" and torment you to the delight of the crowd.<br><br><br><br>
(Excuse me a second!)<br><br><br><br>
Wench! Bring me more grog!<br><br><br><br>
(I'm back.)<br><br><br><br>
I shall also require a foot massage nightly. I prefer a female or anyone with soft, supple girlish hands. (No not you WyldFyre - quit begging.)<br><br><br><br>
Finally, I need all of you to <b>bake me a pie!</b> I really like pie. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D"><br><br><br><br>
You shall find me to be a benevolent monarch. Now get to bakin' and someone please start rubbin' my feet. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/pimp.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":tame:">
 

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Alright Tame, how do you like your pie: with rat poison, cyanide, or arsenic? And do I see some white powder on the top? Reminiscent of anthrax, eh?<br><br><br><br>
As they say, better a dead king than a live dog.
 

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Ahhhh...my first court jester! Dance, jester! Dance! Dance! I think I shall now call you "bubbles"! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/pimp.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":tame:"><br><br><br><br>
Martin - yes, you may. BTW, are your hands soft and girlish? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=";)">
 

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Hook up the web cam and we'll talk. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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I have absolutely no idea what that means <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/inquisitive.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":stinkeye:">
 

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really?<br><br><br><br>
hmm...think about it a little bit, i guess. i'm gonna get in trouble if i get into another one of these threads! it is NOT my fault that i am a scorpio.
 

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<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by Funkified</i><br><br><b>it is NOT my fault that i am a scorpio.</b></div>
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HA! Then I get it. I think that you'd get away with, well, being you <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=";)"> until Tame's reign of terror is over.
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by Kreeli</i><br><br><b>**pulls the strings from behind the curtain at Tame's back**</b></div>
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Hey! That's no string you're pullin' on! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/pimp.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":tame:">
 

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Does Tame have a Royal Chiropractor? If PoesÃ*a were around, he might.
 

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Good Night Folks. I cannot continue to stay up this late. Please don't do anything real good until tomorrow so's I don't miss nuthin' <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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Due to her loyalty, pie baking ability, and skill at the rubbing of my feet, I have elevated Lady Faile to VeggieBoard Queen. All Hail! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/pimp.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":tame:"><br><br><br><br>
The position of saucy kitchen wench is now open.<br><br>
As is the position of busty chambermaid. (Must supply own French maid outfit.) <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/love.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":love:">
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by Tame</i><br><br><b>The position of saucy kitchen wench is now open.</b></div>
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mmmm.... "saucy kitchen wench..."<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/drool.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":drool:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/drool.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":drool:"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/drool.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":drool:">
 

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that mean you're applying? fetch me a muffin!<br><br><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=";)">
 

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A muffin?!?!? Can I get you a cup of decaf, or perhaps a warm cup of ricemilk with that?<br><br><br><br>
hrmm... that gives me an idea...
 
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