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Well, folks, I don't know about the rest of you, but sometimes I love to ban my fellow VB members. We have a very enjoyable thread for this specific purpose.
What we don't have yet, to my knowledge, is a thread where you can ban anything else that you might think deserves to be banned. Enter this thread.


Dislike something? Loathe it? Wish it could be hurled out into outer space never to return to our lonely little planet? Ban it here.

I'll start by banning canyons from the world, as they are hazardous to river rafting tourists, should inexperienced truck drivers drive off cliffs and manage to land on them. I totally didn't lift that from anything else, I swear.
 

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Originally Posted by Kimberlily1983 View Post

Well, folks, I don't know about the rest of you, but sometimes I love to ban my fellow VB members. We have a very enjoyable thread for this specific purpose.
What we don't have yet, to my knowledge, is a thread where you can ban anything else that you might think deserves to be banned. Enter this thread.


Dislike something? Loathe it? Wish it could be hurled out into outer space never to return to our lonely little planet? Ban it here.

I'll start by banning canyons from the world, as they are hazardous to river rafting tourists, should inexperienced truck drivers drive off cliffs and manage to land on them. I totally didn't lift that from anything else, I swear.
HAHAHA! Alright, I'm in
I think Sarah Palin should be banned because the possibility of her running for president wouldn't be alot unlike a river rafting ride. You know... With trucks landing on you and everything
 

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HAHAHA! Alright, I'm in
I think Sarah Palin should be banned because the possibility of her running for president wouldn't be alot unlike a river rafting ride. You know... With trucks landing on you and everything
Indeed! For the same reason, I'll ban Donald Trump from the world. And we'll see to it that his hair be banned along with him.
 

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And I also ban park guides who can't control their urges to maul and eat hikers. Or perhaps all park guides, as they're all merely human, and likely to succumb to such temptations.

I also ban female dictators who aspire to world domination, as I'm trying to keep my options open: I'm either all for anarchism / libertarian socialism, OR I'm going to aspire to world domination (I didn't steal that idea from anyone here: I would never do such a thing). I've no patience for having other women challenge me in this. I'm not worried about male dictators, as I'll just neutralize them with my stunning good looks.
 

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I ban Seth Rogen.
Why!? You need to give some kind of justification. He's moderately funny at times.


Ban Hughesy! Even though he's a vegan and funny in his own weird sort of way.
 

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Lady Gaga. This demon is an attack on my senses, and the music it performs inhibits proper cognitive functioning to all within earshot. The aforementioned cognitive inhibition causes those foolish enough to listen to the foul beast's siren songs for an extended period of time to believe that anything at all is artistic, edgy, and original, provided it is a pretentious enough cry for attention. For these reasons, Lady Gaga is banned.
 

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In no particular order:
- professional sports
- ginger (the plant)
- some of my relatives.
glad you didn't mean Ginger from Gilligan's Island. otherwise i'd have to say let's ban bringsMore. and that's no joke.
 
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