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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>~Brandon</strong> <a href="/forum/post/0"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style=""></a><br><br>
Do any of you baldies have sideburns?</div>
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Well...yes and no.<br><br><br><br>
I've had 'burns since about 1987, long before 90210 came along and totally copied my look.<br><br><br><br>
There was a certain amount of alcohol involved the first time I shaved my head, sort of like how when I snack there is a certain amount of hummus involved, or when I post there's a certain amount of sarcasm involved. VizI was in <i>complete</i> comfac of my mandulties that night.<br><br><br><br>
Anyway, the guy who shaved my head left the sideburns. It looked beyond ret**ded. So I shaved them off the next day after sixteen years. Tears were shed. Eulogies were read. Black arm bands were donned. It was a pretty emotional day for everyone.<br><br><br><br>
Now I shave my head once a week. As the week goes on and I shave my face, I leave the sideburns alone to do their thing.<br><br><br><br>
So I kind of start off looking like Kojak and after a week I look more like <a href="http://www.mikeswick.com/" target="_blank">Mike Swick</a>. It's an on again, off again thing.<br><br><br><br>
The profile angle is kind of not my best side either, case in point:<br><br><br><br><a href="http://www.veggieboards.com/newvb/attachment.php?s=b15f8b2939b69dd9ac8f796a3f26836c&attachmentid=8204" title="">Attachment 8204</a><br><br><br><br>
I was still using clippers back then. I'm a blade man now.<br><br><br><br>
I don't think anyone had the "perfect" head for baldness. But shaving your head isn't about vanity. Heavens no. Shaving your head is about being incredibly virile, studly, and charismatic.<br><br><br><br>
Bald vegans of the world, unite and take over!<br><br><br><br>
Anyway, I'm sure a simple yes or no would have sufficed. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue3.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="

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Cheers!<br><br>
TJ