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I was just typing a paper (Montaigne vs. phenomenological experience as if you care) and I kept typing [ i ] instead of hitting CTRL-I for <i>italics!!!!</i><br><br><br><br>
What other habits should I expect to develop? Besides losing all of my friends and free time?
 

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there's really only one habit that VB has caused for me luckily. it's that damn dancing, gyrating carrot. everytime i see it, i just have the urge to get up on my bed and start doing that. i know it's not healthy, and the looks i get are enough to tell me that i need help, but it's just so hard. i mean, honestly, it really is a lot of fun. and even scarier, i get the "peanut butter jelly time" song stuck in my head when i do it.<br><br><br><br>
basically, if you were to look at me in the negative z direction such that you could see a cross section of me, the "peanut" would be in tune to the 90-degree mark, and 270-degrees for "jelly". i stress the "tiiime" a bit sometimes so that i can greatly reduce my speed at that point for emphasis. the low velocity of your gyrating hips, coupled with the marvin gaye-esque vocals really drive the ladies wild. unfortunately it drives my roommate wild too and he is not a lady, nor does he resemble one.<br><br><br><br>
actually, if i can be serious for a second.. the only bad habit is sometimes when i'm talking to someone, i'll start wondering what kind of avatar they would use if they were on VB. know what i mean? what picture would they choose to represent themselves? it drives me crazy because i really don't care and they start giving me weird looks when i try to explain what VB stands for and who michael is.
 

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I don't get anything done anymore, due to VB and things resulting from VB. I don't mind, though. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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When are you two going public then?? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about...<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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Hhhmmm...well I have developed this tendency to call irritating clients and others I meet in my professional work "tricks" and "pillow biters". I also recently told a rather rude store clerk to "shut her cakehole, and go out and get my papers!"<br><br><br><br>
Not good. Not good at all. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/pimp.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":tame:">
 

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I don't get much done at work some afternoons due to being on VB too much. Okay, so its actually most afternoons, but whos keeping track?! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)">
 

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And just think of all those months when RSJ was here and you weren't. I still don't know why it took you so long. I mean, I wish you had shown up sooner.<br><br><br><br>
RSJ - That sig just made me laugh. I remember that from before. Or maybe you've had it all this time and I just haven't noticed.<br><br><br><br>
I have the first draft of a five page paper due at 8am. I have 1 page done. With the exception of a 2 hour nap this afternoon I've been up 28 hours. So I'm going to sleep 5 or 6 hours (assuming I log off real soon), get up at 3 or 4am and try to write at least 2 more pages before class. I have no idea what I'm going to write on and no desire to do it. Ugh. My teacher is pretty easy-going, I can tell him I'm stuck. But this should have been done like a week ago. And what have I been doing all night? VB. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/sad.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":(">
 

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I'll waste as much time on here as I want, so there <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/carrot.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":vebo:"> (& I'll make the carrot dance, too!)
 

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See, it all balances out because Michale is keeping track of me.... I changed it back recently Micheal. I am glad she found VB but I wanted it to be her choice not mine. I love Seadolphin uniquivically, wether she is a veg'an or not. For the record I had been vegan for almost a year before I was lead to VB by Kreeli.
 

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Kreeli's done so many great things for us it's hard to keep track of them all. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"> I didn't know that. Where did you run into her at?<br><br><br><br>
And here I just thought you didn't want SD to see you hitting on the women. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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gonna get me in trouble with those lies Michael. I met Kreeli on her web page 9 montha after I went vegan. She was and is a big reasojn I stuck to it.
 

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Sorry RSJ. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"> I was just teasing. It's all here if she wants to go back and look. She'll see it was the other way around, they were hitting on you. And that'll make her realize just how lucky she is to have a great guy like you.<br><br><br><br>
Is that better? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"><br><br><br><br>
I woke up at 6am, after 3 hours of pressing snooze, spent an hour on VB, didn't get any more of my paper done. I'm just going to tell the teacher I've been having a real time getting going on it. He know my grandma had a stroke last weekend so I think he'll be forgiving. Just need to make sure I have it done by (I think) Friday when it's due.
 
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