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Attorney General Ashcroft is visiting an elementary school.

After the typical civics presentation, he announces, "All right, boys and girls, you can all ask me questions now."

A young boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have 3 questions:

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?

2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties?

3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?"

Just then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground.

Fifteen minutes later, the kids come back in class and again.

Ashcroft says, "I'm sorry we were interrupted by the bell. Now, you can all ask me questions."

A young girl raises her hand and says, "I have 5 questions:

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?

2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties?

3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?

4. Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early?

5. Where's Bobby?"
 

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Hehe--That was just told to me last week by a friend who called me from Germany, except it was about GWB instead of Ashcroft.
 

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Is Ashcroft the guy who lost to the candidate who was dead in, umm, Missourri, and is now the Attorney General?
 

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Robert, yep, that's him. I actually like the guy since he's a gun man . . . .
I just wish he'd leave my civil rights alone!
 
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