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I'm bored out of my mind here at work and I've read everything new there is to read here on VB! Tell me a story or something! Could be anything real or made up. Anything you want <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)">
 

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OK! I have a story.<br><br><br><br>
So, I go out with this guy who seems nice enough. Has a car, has a job, has a relatively normal existance. Things go along pretty well and we end up dating.<br><br><br><br>
Little do I know...<br><br><br><br>
I find out later...much much later...that he infact still lives with his parents, which really isn't a bad thing, except for the fact that he is 27 years old, can't read, lost his job, has a child and my favourite....is married!<br><br><br><br>
ACK!<br><br><br><br>
Do I have to tell you I tried to get out of that as fast as I could. whee did I move arse on that.<br><br><br><br>
This was all 9 months ago when I find out later today that...<br><br><br><br>
He was cheating on me for 2 weeks before we broke up with his friend...a homeless 37 year old who has no highschool education, lives in a broken down car with some other guy and has no teeth.<br><br><br><br>
WHOO!<br><br><br><br>
*delete* goes that email.<br><br><br><br><br><br>
Note to all women...google your men before you decide to date them...sigh...save yourself the trouble and horror that I just went through...<br><br><br><br>
head up young person, head up <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/grin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":D">
 

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i like peanut butter so much that I eat it five or six times a day... thats right I have a peanut butter addiction....<br><br><br><br>
wow kerouac... thats crazy.....
 

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Im crazy too, so its ok.....<br><br><br><br>
its amazing what you find out about people....I once dated a guy not too long ago that thought a good response to me tickling him was to haul off and hit me.... We were wrestling around playfully and he all of a sudden punches me,,,i sat up and punched him back (ha he bled not me) and then I left, never to speak to him again....
 

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see thats weird...the reactions people have...like this guy his reaction was hey! I have no job so how about you pay for my kids child support.<br><br><br><br>
hyuck.<br><br><br><br><br><br>
right cause I can support myself and 2 other people.<br><br><br><br>
geeze. It took me 9 months to figure all of this out.
 

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<div class="quote-block"><i>Originally posted by lucycat</i><br><br><b>I think I've heard this one before, pirata...</b></div>
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damn<br><br><br><br><br><br>
The bartender says... do you know you have a steeringwheel down your pants?
 

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Still made me laugh <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)">
 

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Most of my jokes are either dirty or man-bashing.<br><br><br><br>
Sometimes both. XD<br><br><br><br>
Um, so... I'll tell you about the weird dream I had last night. That should amuse you.<br><br><br><br>
My sisters and I were at my parents' house. My parents weren't home, so the three of us had the house to ourselves. We were just doing normal things, watching television and whatnot, when all of a sudden, we heard a loud crash outside.<br><br><br><br>
We looked, and there had been a car accident on the road in front of my parents' house. Being the kind, caring individuals that we are, we ran out to see if anyone needed any help. Lo and behold, Bill Clinton had been injured in the wreck. His Secret Service agents were swarming around, calling on the radio for an ambulance, but they couldn't get one to come out to the area we were in. (My parents live in a relatively rural area.)<br><br><br><br>
So the Secret Service agents wanted to bring Mr. Clinton into my parents' house to keep him safe until they could get medical help for him, but for some reason, they wanted to keep him in the basement. So we let them do their thing, and we stayed in the upstairs part of the house.<br><br><br><br>
Three years passed with Mr. Clinton being in a coma in our basement and the Secret Service agents guarding him. Then one day, he woke up and started chasing us, so my sister grabbed my dad's guitar and mandolin and put them in the trunk of my car and we all piled in and tried to race away from our pursuers. We drove and drove and drove, and finally, by pulling off an extremely dangerous maneuver between two tanker trucks, we got away.<br><br><br><br>
Then the dream changed, and the three of us were climbing out of my car onto the side of a snowy mountain. We were found by this weird mountain clan and taken back to their wood lodge, where my youngest sister became a cook, I became a hairdresser, and my middle sister was a dancer.<br><br><br><br>
Then I woke up.<br><br><br><br>
I think this beats the rollercoaster-in-a-cruise-ship dream for weirdness, wouldn't you say?
 

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Hm, I don't know. I'm not very good with dream interpretation. ^^;;
 

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I googled the guy I'm with now. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smiley.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title=":)"><br><br><br><br>
That sounds dirty in a way.
 
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