1. Here's what I hate: The customer asks, "what about that steak & cheese sanwich--is it good?" What are you going to say? "No, actually it's immoral." Maybe the day I quit.<br><br><br><br>
2. I've found that my coworkers often order vegetarian food from our restaurant or elsewhere just so that they can share with me.<br><br><br><br>
3. There's this restaurant in my town that I like because of their tasty vegetarian recipes. It turns out one of my vegan friends used to work there and she is the one that added those recipes to their menu.<br><br><br><br>
4. Overheard at my workplace: "I hate it when people ask me, 'how's that vegetarian hoagie?' It's like, 'you know, if I had to eat that, I would, but I'm an omnivore, and I'm at the top of the food chain, so I'm going to eat animals.' But of course I don't say that, I just say it's pretty good."