[majake]

I call to order the first meeting of the 7th Heaven support group

Ok we will have role call and then start the meeting.

majake is here

 

[kerouac]

Hi. My name is Kerouac.

I watch 7th heaven.

 

[majake]

welcome kerouac

 

[kerouac]

sharing is one of the 12 steps:

I have watched all the episodes. I know all the characters. I secretly pine for a dog so I can name him Happy.

sniff.

somebody hold me.

 

[majake]

holding happy -- i mean kerouac and petting her head

Its ok we all want a dog named Happy, we feel your pain.

 

[kerouac]

kerouac is very happy with maj...kerouac will stay here for a while

 

[Avalon]

(Avalon pokes head into doorway of room, peers around, then starts and shrinks back in horror)

"Aahhh! Wholesome Xtian values!! I'm melting!!"

 

[kerouac]

breaks away from maj, I swear I wasn't doing anything!! lol

 

[Avalon]

blinks in surprise and gazes past Kerouac

"Majake? Is that you? O, woe is me! I go away for a few days to study like a good girl for midterms, and back I come only to find you seeking solace in the arms of some other Canadian girl!"

*sniffle*

 

[kerouac]

runs to other side of room incase avalon has something sharp and or heavy

kerouac thinks that she shouldn't be here, or she might get hurt....but how could she resist Maj's charms?!?!

 

[majake]

majake thinks girls of VB should all just share majake. Sure they will only get to see him once a week each, but as long as they have a nice vegan dinner waiting for majake he will try not to skip their day. Then all will be happy and majake will be happy and that is whats most important is that majake is happy.

 

[kerouac]

awww. kerouac doesn't want to share majake...

but back to 7th Heaven....come on Michael I know you are dying to post here

.... it's no secret that vegans and veggies alike are hardcore 7H fans.

 

[majake]

majake is sad cause he doesn't want kerouac to be sad.

 

[GhostUser]

7th heaven is the scariest show I've ever seen. ferreal. I dunno what's wrong with you guys

 

[kerouac]

worry not maj, kerouac is not sad. kerouac just doesn't want to share maj

...Ir, you don't love 7H? now that is sad

kerouac still wants Happy.

 

[GhostUser]

I would say I hate 7th heaven but hate is not a strong enough word. no, not nearly strong enough.

 

[kerouac]

kerouac wishes SHE COULD STOP WRITING IN THIRD PERSON!!!

but I've been doing it for just too long. It's a never ending vicious cycle.

 

[Michael]

Quote:

kerouac wishes SHE COULD STOP WRITING IN THIRD PERSON!!!

She should join the club.

 

[kerouac]

hate is a strong word. When I want to express my feelings of a vast indescribably intense disgust for something I say highly dislike.

 

[kerouac]

I have come an end to a bad case of third-person-fever. Kind of like the hiccups, only more annoying.