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Subject: Two Minute Management Course

>>>

>>> Lesson One:

>>>

>>> An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

>>>

>>> A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and

>>> do nothing?"

>>>

>>> The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."

>>>

>>> So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a

>>> sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

>>>

>>> Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting

>>> very, very high up.

>>>

>>> Lesson two:

>>>

>>> A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to

>>> the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the

>>> energy."

>>>

>>> "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.

>>> "They're packed with nutrients."

>>>

>>> The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him

>>> enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,

>>> after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally

>>> after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the

>>> tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the

>>> tree.

>>>

>>> Management Lesson - Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won't

>>> keep you there.

>>>

>>> Lesson Three

>>>

>>> A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird

>>> froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying

>>> there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

>>>

>>> As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to

>>> realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay

>>> there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

>>>

>>> A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following

>>> the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and

>>> promptly dug him out and ate him.

>>>

>>> Management Lesson -

>>>

>>> (1) Not everyone who craps on you is your enemy.

>>> (2) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.

>>> 3) And when you're in deep crap, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

>>>

>>> This ends the two minute management course.

 
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