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07-30-2004 09:11 PM
babybat We have a toilet in our house that likes to overflow and spill stuff everywhere... I hate using it, especially when the person before me didn't flush...
07-30-2004 08:51 PM
WonderRandy this is an icky conversation... :hurl:
07-30-2004 04:59 PM
punkmommy Eww, it wasn't mine! It was my husband's I swear! I've never experienced "that" sort of problem! Heh, Mr. Hankey- my 4 yr old will love that
07-30-2004 12:55 PM
froggythefrog You didn't use it to make your own Mr. Hanky?



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Originally Posted by punkmommy View Post

Really funny, but gross story-



I was about to give Sebastian a bath one night and he had to pee first. I lifted up the lid and there was a huge poop in it. I immedietly closed the lid and yelled to Eric that he didn't flush the toilet. He came in, flushed it, but nothing happened- the poop didn't budge. After trying to flush a few times, it still didn't go down. I was afraid to let him use the plunger because, um, it was a very, um "firm" looking poop and I didn't want poop all over the plunger.

We came up with a plan to get the poop out of the toilet. We lined a wastebasket with a trash bag, Eric put on latex gloves and I flushed the tiolet. When the water ran out and the poop was left in there, he grabbed it and put it in the trash bag.



I swear I never laughed so hard in my life, I was crying my eyes out laughin so hard. He will never live it down. Oh, and the male that he is-told all the guys at work aobut this monster poop!

07-30-2004 12:44 PM
froggythefrog I've become quite fond of plungers They seem to work 99% of the time, unless you've clogged it with something other than what should go into a toilet. My main violation is execess toiletpaper.
07-30-2004 12:32 PM
sky73
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Originally Posted by poopiebear View Post

I frantically looked for something to loosen whatever was stuck and found that a hanger worked really well to break down that sucker.





07-30-2004 12:30 PM
poopiebear Haha. It just happened to me a few weeks ago! I guess my poops have become bigger since I increased the amount of fresh veggies and roughage in my diet. Eyuck! It was a stinky one too My toilet also started to overfill and I began to freak out. Luckily the sludge didn't start overflow all over my feet. I frantically looked for something to loosen whatever was stuck and found that a hanger worked really well to break down that sucker.
07-30-2004 05:48 AM
Artichoke47 My most frequent recurring nightmare is a flooding toilet. I am very scared of water coming up the bowl for some reason; it's just freaky-looking. Plus, when I was younger, we had a toilet downstairs at my parents' house that would always flood and it left bad memories. I used to run out of the bathroom as if the water were chasing me.



Lately, I've been having problems with women care products not going down very well, even though they are flushable.
07-30-2004 05:41 AM
Descentia Nope! Never realised it was such a problem for so many!
07-29-2004 05:08 PM
plath Yes. More than once. Enough said.
07-29-2004 03:50 PM
Cherry Head This thread is making me laugh so hard.



The only time I remember messing up a toilet was about a year ago. I was at this Thai restaurant with my friend, and we went into the bathroom. I flushed the toilet...and it wouldn't stop going!! Pretty soon water was spilling over the side and out of the stall. We ran for it! I still laugh thinking about it.
07-29-2004 03:22 PM
grain_girl
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Originally Posted by Rhythm B Free View Post

The next message board I sign up with , I am choosing the screen name , "The Toilet Clogger" or "I Clogged Your Toilet" (if that fits). That would be cool!





That would also make a fine bumper sticker for your ride. :-)
07-29-2004 03:17 PM
catgirl67
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Originally Posted by Rhythm B Free View Post

LMAO! Soundin' a little proud there , eh?



The next message board I sign up with , I am choosing the screen name , "The Toilet Clogger" or "I Clogged Your Toilet" (if that fits). That would be cool!



There is someone on Vegweb with the screen name "Sir farts a lot". I love it! How true that is for the veg*n! Especially the veg*n who eats soy!



Darn tootin I'm proud! When I do something, I go all out.
07-29-2004 03:13 PM
Rhythm B Free
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Originally Posted by catgirl67 View Post

Not only did I clog it up, I backed it up too.



LMAO! Soundin' a little proud there , eh?



The next message board I sign up with , I am choosing the screen name , "The Toilet Clogger" or "I Clogged Your Toilet" (if that fits). That would be cool!
07-29-2004 03:06 PM
catgirl67
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Originally Posted by shagginabit View Post

Does falling asleep with your head inside the bowl count?



I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who has done that!



Now, here is my clogging story:



I was in a class at my old job years ago. We were learning a new software, and there was only one bathroom on the floor. I clogged that baby up. I was mortified! Everyone knew I was the last one in the bathroom. Not only did I clog it up, I backed it up too.
07-29-2004 02:20 PM
GhostUser <-----Look its Shaggn!



~glamboy
07-29-2004 02:16 PM
sky73 *checks out pootalk.com*
07-29-2004 02:14 PM
GhostUser What is this? Pootalk.com?
07-29-2004 02:12 PM
sky73
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Originally Posted by Rhythm B Free View Post

One time I ended up using a toilet that was already clogged. When I flushed , the water started rising and my heart began to thump rapidly.



I snatched the towel off the rack and laid it down on the floor , then I ran out of the bathroom in a frenzy.



This was at my grandparents home.



Aw, your poor grandparents!
07-29-2004 02:05 PM
Rhythm B Free One time I ended up using a toilet that was already clogged. When I flushed , the water started rising and my heart began to thump rapidly.



I snatched the towel off the rack and laid it down on the floor , then I ran out of the bathroom in a frenzy.



This was at my grandparents home.
07-29-2004 09:31 AM
punkmommy Really funny, but gross story-



I was about to give Sebastian a bath one night and he had to pee first. I lifted up the lid and there was a huge poop in it. I immedietly closed the lid and yelled to Eric that he didn't flush the toilet. He came in, flushed it, but nothing happened- the poop didn't budge. After trying to flush a few times, it still didn't go down. I was afraid to let him use the plunger because, um, it was a very, um "firm" looking poop and I didn't want poop all over the plunger.

We came up with a plan to get the poop out of the toilet. We lined a wastebasket with a trash bag, Eric put on latex gloves and I flushed the tiolet. When the water ran out and the poop was left in there, he grabbed it and put it in the trash bag.



I swear I never laughed so hard in my life, I was crying my eyes out laughin so hard. He will never live it down. Oh, and the male that he is-told all the guys at work aobut this monster poop!
07-29-2004 07:16 AM
sky73 There's one bathroom down the hall at work. One day it overflowed I think it was due to too much toilet paper. Anyway, I regularly have dreams about overflowing toilets even before this incident.
07-28-2004 10:34 PM
borealis The valve that lets the water through was probably stuck.
07-28-2004 10:28 PM
AngelOfDance hmm... never clogged up a toilet, never had one back up on me or overflow either...



but there was one time... I was in a play, and went to the bathroom about half an hour before "everybody onstage" time (which is about an hour and a half before showtime) I flushed, and the stupid toilet just didn't stop flushing! Some people do makeup or hairspray in the bathroom, so it was full of people. They laughed at me, and then, one by one, they'd go find friends and say, "hey, man, you gotta come see this! Ella flushed the toilet, and it just keeps going! Someone just walked into the crowded green room and said, "Ella broke the toliet." so soon, there's a whole crowd around the toilet. Luckily, everything had already gone down. We had no idea what to do, so we just left it. Someone even went in it while it was flushing because there were no other toilets available.



We went back after the show, and the stupid posessed toilet was still flushing. I have no idea what was up with it. By the next morning, it had quit.



stupid toilet.
07-28-2004 09:11 PM
JavaPrincess Our toilet at our summer house clogs for no apparent reason, just refuses to go down, so im always terrified of using it, often try to avoid it (which is difficult when you "go" 3 or more times a day) we have discovered that if we give it down time it works ok. lol a tempermental toilet!!



thankful only there 2 days a week
07-28-2004 09:09 PM
Vicky no BUT i have been unclogging it a lot at work lately, i don't know who does, but they do a good job.
07-28-2004 09:02 PM
Walter I was really sick once last year, and I ate a whole lot of black bean soup. The next day I went to work and my roommate had the day off.



When I got home that night my roommate said, "You don't chew very well," and then he told me a story about our toilet backing up into the house and he had to clean all sorts of crap off the floor. There was so much of it that it flowed into the hallway.



<-- Very very happy he was at work.



The next day everyone at work knew the black bean story (my roommate worked with me as well.) That night my friend Woozie was dropping my moneybag into the safe and it wouldn't fall down the shute to which she made the joke, "You gotta watch Mike, his **** comes right back up!"
07-28-2004 08:56 PM
missleigh I have never clogged a toilet, but I do have an intense, irrational fear of doing "something" in someone else's toilet, and either clogging it, over flowing it, or having the flusher break off.
07-28-2004 08:11 PM
GhostUser i was a lil bit too tipsy, went to the bathroom to hurl, and fell asleep there.
07-28-2004 08:11 PM
annabanana
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Originally Posted by shagginabit View Post

Does falling asleep with your head inside the bowl count?



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